I Just Go Nuts At Christmas-Yorgi Yorgesson

[ti:I Just Go Nuts At Christmas] [ar:Harry Stewart] [al:Absolute Christmas - Christmas Jazz] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I Just Go Nuts At Christmas - Yorgi Yorgesson [00:03.06]Written by：H. Stewart/Stewart [00:06.12]Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas [00:08.94]On that yolly holiday [00:11.27] [00:11.90]I'll go in the red like a knucklehead [00:15.00]Cuz I'll squander all my pay [00:17.91]Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas [00:20.98]Shopping sure drives me berserk [00:23.83]On the day before I rush in a store [00:26.86]Like a pure bewildered yerk [00:29.93]I look at nightgowns for my wife [00:33.07]Those black ones trimmed in red [00:36.02]But I won't know her size and so [00:39.05]She'll get a carpet sweeper instead [00:42.01]Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas [00:45.09]When each kid hangs up his sock [00:47.95]It's a time for kids to flip their lids [00:51.01]While their papa goes in hock [00:53.51] [01:02.56]On the night before Christmas [01:04.58]It's still in the house [01:06.55]My family is sleeping [01:08.53]So I'm quiet like a mouse [01:10.22] [01:10.79]I look at my watch and midnight is near [01:14.08] [01:15.01]I think I'll sneak off for a cold glass of beer [01:17.92] [01:18.60]Down at the corner the crowd is so merry [01:21.50]I end up by drinking about 12 Tom and Yerry [01:24.89] [01:25.74]I get to bed late and gee whiz how I'm sleeping [01:29.74]When on to my bed those darn kids they come leaping [01:33.02]They sit on my face and they yump on my belly [01:36.03]And I'm quivering all over like a bowl full of yelly [01:40.01]They scream Merry Christmas and my poor wife and me [01:44.56]We stumble downstairs and she lights up the tree [01:48.13] [01:48.92]My head is exploding [01:51.00] [01:51.60]My mouth tastes like a pickle [01:53.84]I step on a skate and fall on a tricycle [01:57.02] [01:58.35]Yust before Christmas dinner I relax to a point [02:02.28] [02:02.88]Then relatives start swarming all over the yoint [02:05.70] [02:06.25]On Christmas I hug and I kiss my wife's mother [02:10.59] [02:11.24]The rest of the year we don't speak to each other [02:14.34] [02:15.54]After dinner my Aunt and my wife's Uncle Louie [02:19.04]Get into an argument [02:20.49]They're both awful screwy [02:21.93] [02:22.54]Then all my wife's family say Louie is right [02:25.41]And my goofy relations [02:26.67]They yoin in the fight [02:27.99] [02:28.51]Back in the corner the radio is playing [02:31.61]And over the racket Gabriel Heater is saying [02:34.64] [02:35.24]Peace on earth everybody and good will toward men [02:39.59] [02:40.55]And yust at that moment someone slugs Uncle Ben [02:44.90]They all run outside whooping so the neighbors will hear [02:47.87] [02:48.97]Oh I'm so glad Merry Christmas comes yust once a year [02:53.76] [02:54.85]Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas [02:57.90]But I still have lots of fun [03:00.71]Yust the same as you I enyoy it too [03:03.94] [03:04.52]Merry Christmas Everyone