Cheaper Than A Shrink-Joe Nichols

[ti:Cheaper Than A Shrink] [ar:Joe Nichols] [al:Old Things New] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Cheaper Than A Shrink - Joe Nichols [00:04.18] [00:19.60]I was sittin' in a chair at the H&R Block [00:23.42]Some bean countin' pencil pusher runnin' up the clock [00:27.29]Said "I'd tallied up your numbers through the end of the year [00:30.98]Son you spent a small fortune on liquor and beer " [00:34.79] [00:35.04]And I said "It's cheaper than a shrink you don't have to think [00:42.82]You just pour and drink Yea 16 50 for a bottle of Jack [00:51.01]No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack [00:54.57]Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done [00:58.51]And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun" [01:02.26] [01:02.82]And it's cheaper than a shrink you don't have to think [01:10.26]You just pour and drink yea it's cheaper than a shrink [01:17.01] [01:22.94]Now me and her had this little problem between us [01:26.40]Tryin' to bridge the gap between Mars and Venus [01:30.65]She said "Honey I think we need to see a marital councilor" [01:34.34]I said "All we need to do is slam a case of 12 ouncers [01:37.71] [01:38.27]Cause it's cheaper than a shrink you don't have to think [01:45.59]You just pour and drink 'Bout 18 bucks will get you four 6 packs [01:54.02]No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack [01:57.59]Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done [02:01.40]And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun" [02:05.15] [02:05.65]And it's cheaper than a shrink you don't have to think [02:13.21]You just pour and drink and it's cheaper than a shrink [02:20.15] [02:21.53]If liquor prices soar as high as gasoline [02:25.59]Then I'da quit drinkin' when I was 19 [02:29.27]It's the oldest most proven form of therapy [02:33.46]The best thing about it far as I can see is that it's [02:37.59] [02:38.09]Cheaper than a shrink mmm you don't have to think [02:44.67]You just pour and drink and it's cheaper than a shrink [02:52.17]Oh you just pour and drink and it's a whole lot cheaper [02:58.73]Than some big town clock hound drag it down shrink