游西湖 (live版)-张云雷

[ti:游西湖 (live版)] [ar:张云雷] [al:张云雷相声小曲] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.06]游西湖 (Live) - 张云雷 [00:01.28] [00:18.24]人生在世天下游 [00:26.63]争名夺利几时休 [00:32.65] [00:33.18]闯罢了江湖跑断了腿 [00:39.87]走遍了天下游遍了州 [00:45.31] [00:45.82]四方景致观不透 [00:51.49]那天下美景数这杭州 [00:56.87] [00:57.46]山又青来水又秀 [01:02.50] [01:03.02]真好似金山竹影几千秋 [01:09.77]龙头船引着凤船走 [01:15.26]公子王孙坐在了高楼 [01:20.17]那金鱼儿也是斗 [01:22.81]那银鱼儿也是斗 [01:25.13]嘿 [01:26.00]来往就不断那打鱼的舟 [01:29.99] [01:30.72]清明节许仙来插柳 [01:35.81]家家户户祭扫坟头 [01:41.09]许汉文撩衣往前走 [01:46.14]又来了温柔典雅美貌多姿 [01:49.85]十七八岁两个大妞妞 [01:55.35] [01:57.54]清明佳节 [01:58.80]许仙许汉文 [02:00.61]游湖借伞 [02:01.83] [02:02.54]这是个传统的故事 [02:04.34] [02:05.11]那么说 [02:06.19]遇见了两个大妞妞是谁呢 [02:08.87] [02:09.37]是北泉山黑风洞白衣大仙 [02:12.86] [02:13.52]也就是传说中的白娘子 [02:15.64] [02:16.20]带领着小青 [02:17.44]前来游西湖来了 [02:18.75] [02:19.30]这白娘子和许仙五百年前有缘 [02:22.90]该当着今生得配 [02:24.89] [02:25.41]这事儿啊 [02:26.22]就让小青儿看破了 [02:27.97]说 [02:28.25]姑娘 [02:28.82]奴婢有话对您言讲 [02:31.46] [02:34.41]青儿未说话哎 [02:36.98]先把这笑脸儿扬啊 [02:39.62]尊了声姑娘细听一个端详啊 [02:44.61]咱二人来至在这西湖岸那呀儿呦哇 [02:51.38] [02:51.89]遇见了风流潇洒 [02:54.01]俏才郎那伊儿呀儿呦 [02:58.30] [02:58.83]西湖他好比普救寺 [03:03.32] [03:03.85]桥栏杆好比粉皮的花墙啊 [03:08.67]小书生好比那张君瑞那呀儿呦哇 [03:15.33] [03:15.86]你比作崔小姐 [03:17.88]我比作小红娘那伊儿呀儿呦 [03:22.74]白蛇闻听 [03:24.98]忙把那口张啊 [03:27.61]一句话说的我们透心儿亮啊 [03:32.44]五百年前姻缘配呐呀儿呦啊 [03:39.65]待等这鸾凤配成双呐伊儿呀儿呦 [03:46.64] [03:48.27]说了这么几句话 [03:49.44] [03:50.20]白娘子一听 [03:51.26] [03:51.89]有道理 [03:52.97]青儿你说的对 [03:54.38]但是你看 [03:55.58]西湖岸上人烟稠密 [03:57.96]我们二人没法说话啊 [03:59.93]青儿说这有何难哪 [04:01.92]待奴婢与你做法 [04:03.95]手掐诀 [04:04.91]口念咒 [04:05.67]霎时间云涨西北是雾奔东南 [04:09.06]这小雨呀可就下起来了 [04:11.52] [04:12.17]许汉文哪扶栏杆正往桥下走 [04:16.73] [04:17.29]忽然间凉风冷飕飕 [04:22.21]春雨贵如油 [04:24.49]蓝衫全都湿透 [04:26.35] [04:26.95]瞧奔了游湖的人呐个个地遮住头 [04:31.32] [04:32.92]急忙忙买把伞遮住了我的头 [04:37.62]又见那旁来了小船舟 [04:42.39]许仙忙开口 [04:44.70]船家慢些走 [04:47.11]搭一搭埠头渡我到杭州 [04:52.23] [04:54.81]许仙呐 [04:55.44] [04:55.98]要去杭州 [04:56.78] [04:57.58]因为在杭州呀 [04:59.00]开了一个药铺 [05:00.22] [05:00.82]他要上船 [05:02.03]青白二蛇也就赶紧跟过来了 [05:04.83]必须要赶到一个船上 [05:06.87]要不怎么有游湖借伞呢 [05:09.20] [05:11.92]许汉文上船奔杭州 [05:19.13]又来了青白二蛇两个妞妞 [05:26.10]二姑娘走路风摆柳 [05:31.50]上船坐在了船舱的头 [05:36.60]白娘子这旁把书生瞅 [05:41.37]好一个风流潇洒独占鳌头 [05:47.48]牙白似玉一张阔口 [05:52.41]有一顶寸巾是戴在了头 [05:57.23]眉也是清来目也是秀 [06:01.90]耳大有轮皓齿明眸 [06:06.52]小奴家若与此人成配偶 [06:11.16]豁出来五百年道行我一笔勾 [06:16.88]且不言白蛇把许仙瞅 [06:21.53]许汉文从上下打量女娇流 [06:27.21]则见她黑黑的乌云配个慈航兜 [06:34.12]横鬓边梳了个水墨云头 [06:38.73]满头首饰把花簪透 [06:43.07]再戴着十二景的小耳挖勺上高楼 [06:48.65]穿花针 [06:50.77]饰佛手 [06:53.00]颤微微 [06:54.24]耷拉下两个那白绒球 [06:58.32]蝴蝶鬓她梳了一个瘦 [07:02.68]真光溜啊 [07:04.57] [07:05.23]不用说人家用的本是那桂花油 [07:10.08]一双柳眉弯又秀 [07:14.48]扑簌簌 [07:15.59]杏核眼 [07:16.88]水波流 [07:18.88]悬胆鼻子樱桃口 [07:23.28]嘴唇上点的胭脂苏杭二州 [07:27.67]元宝耳朵分左右 [07:32.10]耳戴着八宝点翠如意钩 [07:36.29]一说话 [07:38.12]下巴磕一抖 [07:40.41]说出话来好温柔 [07:44.02] [07:44.74]上身穿 [07:46.15] [07:46.69]藕荷色的长襟挽着袖 [07:50.79]袖口上搭着狮子滚绣球 [07:54.96]蝙蝠流云交织就 [07:59.24]肩膀上搭着一个云穗头 [08:03.62]一低头金锁链儿露 [08:07.43]不用说姑娘贴身穿的兜兜 [08:12.81]白布衫 [08:14.44]那袖口有点绉 [08:16.51]露出来嫩笋春葱手指头 [08:21.60]小胳膊腕来伸出好像那白莲花藕 [08:26.77]戴了个赤金镯子走龙头 [08:32.01]十指尖尖戴着手镏 [08:36.02]银绛瓒花嵌着龙头 [08:39.95]露出来中衣两个大钱儿厚 [08:43.47]这大风也是刮 [08:45.12]那刮也刮不透 [08:46.95]上手一摸哎呀实在滑溜 [08:50.83]拿在了当铺当上那九两个六啊 [08:55.69]怎么那么贵的绸 [08:58.56]并不是那苏州 [09:00.71]杭州的花儿洋皱 [09:03.50]朝觐来的扬州绸货高价出头 [09:07.27]八幅罗裙团花绣 [09:11.18]金线锁来银线勾 [09:15.09]雪白色的汗巾腰中系 [09:18.73]风摆罗裙露出来 [09:21.56]窄小的金莲一丢丢 [09:25.06]乍相逢许多话儿他难开口 [09:30.24]男子有意女子情留 [09:34.63]许汉文游湖巧遇白娘子 [09:40.42]到下回水漫金山恩爱皆愁 [09:46.00] [11:27.88]三国纷纷乱兵交 [11:40.90] [11:42.86]四外里狼烟滚滚动枪刀 [11:54.48] [11:57.54]周公瑾定下一条火攻计 [12:09.37] [12:11.26]诸葛亮他祭东风把曹操的战船烧 [12:19.93] [12:51.00]赤壁鏖兵那曹操跑了 [13:02.46] [13:04.76]孔明派兵前去挡曹 [13:12.80] [13:15.45]把各路的兵将全都派到 [13:21.25] [13:21.99]关公在帐下皱眉梢 [13:26.07] [13:26.61]问军师这样的军务不派某 [13:35.06]这是明明白白地把关某我瞧薄 [13:43.66] [13:45.72]孔明说 [13:47.09] [13:47.75]啊 [13:48.36] [13:49.99]二将军别看 [13:53.22]你能征贯战刀马最好 [14:00.96]据我瞧你不能够前去挡曹 [14:04.59] [14:05.19]关公闻听火往上冒 [14:09.18]军师说话太轻薄 [14:13.06] [14:13.65]曾记得我们弟兄桃园结拜 [14:17.93]我在何人的手中我落过下梢 [14:21.75] [14:22.47]破黄巾贼不少 [14:26.97]只杀得张角望影而逃 [14:30.98]温酒也曾把华雄斩 [14:34.92]有那三战吕布在虎牢 [14:39.02] [14:39.68]斩颜良诛文丑刀法玄妙 [14:43.32]保着二皇嫂到坝桥挑过袍 [14:48.31]过五关连把六将斩了 [14:53.09]我在古城的南门外 [14:56.52] [14:58.43]拖刀计把蔡阳 [15:01.83]这个 [15:02.45]他的那个首级削