Mr Mistoffelees-The Theatrelands

[ti:Mr Mistoffelees] [ar:The Theatreland Chorus] [al:Cats (Hits from the Musical)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Mr Mistoffelees - The Theatrelands [00:00.12]Written by：Lloyd Webber/Eliot [00:00.24]The greatest magicians have something to learn [00:02.70]From Mr Mistoffelees's conjuring turn [00:06.22]And we all say [00:08.31]Oh well I never was there ever [00:12.23]A cat so clever as magical [00:14.94]Mr Mistoffelees [00:18.03] [00:19.18]Oh well I never was there ever [00:23.04]A cat so clever as magical [00:25.70]Mr Mistoffelees [00:28.98] [00:29.62]He is quiet and small he is black [00:32.25]From the ears to the tip of his tail [00:34.91]He can creep through the tiniest crack [00:37.08] [00:37.61]He can walk on the narrowest rail [00:39.74] [00:40.26]He can pick any card from a pack [00:42.41] [00:42.93]He is equally cunning with dice [00:45.69]He is always deceiving you into believing [00:48.49]That he's only hunting for mice [00:51.05]He can play any trick with a cork [00:53.71]Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste [00:56.51]If you look for a knife or a fork [00:59.08]And you think it was merely misplaced [01:01.90]You have seen it one moment [01:03.39]And then it is gone [01:04.50]But you find it next week [01:05.97]Lying out on the lawn [01:07.91] [01:08.51]And we all say [01:10.27]Oh well I never was there ever [01:14.21]A cat so clever as magical [01:16.80]Mr Mistoffelees [01:20.29] [01:21.14]Oh well I never was there ever [01:24.91]A cat so clever as magical [01:27.52]Mr Mistoffelees [01:30.65] [01:31.55]His manner is vague and aloof [01:33.76] [01:34.27]You would think there was nobody shyer [01:36.86]But his voice has been heard on the roof [01:38.99] [01:39.57]When he was curled up by the fire [01:42.40]And he's sometimes been heard by the fire [01:45.02]When he was about on the roof [01:47.07] [01:47.65]At least we all heard that somebody purred [01:50.39]Which is uncontestable proof [01:53.15]Of his singular magical powers [01:55.78]And I've known the family to call [01:58.48]Him in from the garden for hours [02:01.21]When he was asleep in the hall [02:03.86]And not long ago [02:05.24]This phenomenal cat [02:06.62]Produced seven kittens [02:07.90]Right out of a hat [02:09.75] [02:10.31]And we'll all say [02:12.27]Oh well I never was there ever [02:16.19]A cat so clever as magical [02:18.78]Mr Mistoffelees [02:21.93] [02:22.76]Oh well I never was there ever [02:27.02]A cat so clever as magical [02:29.55]Mr Mistoffelees [02:32.72] [02:33.91]Oh well I never was there ever [02:37.77]A cat so clever as magical [02:40.36]Mr Mistoffelees [02:43.45] [02:44.68]Oh well I never was there ever [02:48.56]A cat so clever as magical [02:51.10]Mr Mistoffelees [02:54.25] [02:55.44]Oh well I never was there ever [02:59.30]A cat so clever as magical [03:01.85]Mr Mistoffelees [03:05.12] [03:05.97]Oh well I never was there ever [03:10.07]A cat so clever as magical [03:12.64]Mr Mistoffelees [03:16.04]Ladies and gentlemen [03:17.61]I give you the magical Mr Mistoffelees [03:20.93]Presto