My Name Is Michael-The Miracles

[la:The Slim Shady] [03:34][03:24][02:16][01:19][01:09][00:00]Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) [03:39][03:27][02:19][01:23][01:12][00:04]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady [03:40][03:29][02:22][01:25][01:14][00:07]Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) [03:44][03:33][02:26][01:29][01:18][00:09]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady [00:14]Ahem.. excuse me! [00:18]Can I have the attention of the class [00:20]for one second? [Eminem] [00:23]Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!) [00:26]Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!) [00:29]Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!) [00:32]Try cid and get f**ked up worse that my life is? (Huh?) [00:34]My brains dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight [00:37]but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..) [00:40]And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!" [00:43]Uh-uhhh! "So whys your face red? Man you wasted!" [00:46]Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else [00:48]Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt [00:51]Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lees tits off [00:54]And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross [00:57]I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass [00:59]faster than a fat B***h who sat down too fast [01:02]Cmere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, thats my girl dog!) [01:06]I don't give a f**k, God sent me to piss the world off! Chorus [Eminem] [01:31]My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high [01:34]The only problem was my English teacher was a guy [01:37]I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler [01:40]and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!) [01:42]Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up [01:45]Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...) [01:48]Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians [01:50]Rapin lesbians while they screamin: "LETS JUST BE FRIENDS!" [01:53]Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to [01:56]I just found out my mom does more d**e than I do [01:59]I told her Id grow up to be a famous rapper [02:02]Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!) [02:05]You know you blew up when the women rush your stands [02:07]and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!) [02:10]This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?) [02:13]So I signed it: Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE! Chorus [Eminem] [02:38]Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!) [02:41]Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE! [02:44]I'm not ready to leave, its too scary to die [02:47]Ill have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive [02:50]Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide [02:53]I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead) [02:56]All my life I was very deprived [02:58]I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide [03:01]Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too) [03:03]I spit when I talk, Ill f**k anything that walks (Cmere) [03:06]When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits [03:09]HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU Ain't GOT NO TITS! (WAH!) [03:13]I lay awake and strap myself in the bed [03:15]Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!) [03:18]I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!) [03:19]And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?) [03:21]