My Mom-Eminem

[ti:My Mom] [ar:Eminem] [al:319752] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.49]My Mom Lyrics [00:01.75]Yeah [00:01.97]Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah [00:06.53] [00:07.06]Okay Alright [00:08.50]Yo Yo [00:10.17]Yo Yo [00:14.80]Alright money comes first [00:16.81] [00:18.20]Here we go now [00:21.07]My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs [00:25.87]That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her [00:31.08]Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs [00:36.48]That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom [00:42.39]"My mom my mom" --I know you're probably [00:44.17]Tired of hearing the "my mom" oh-oh whoa-oh [00:46.36]But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty [00:49.92]And how I became hooked on Va-al-iu-um [00:52.11]Valium was in everything: food that I ate [00:55.55]The water that I drank f**king peas in my plate [00:58.34]She sprinkled just enough of it just to season my steak [01:01.06]So everyday I had at least three stomach aches [01:03.48]Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her [01:06.53]Son be grow up to be an under-a-f**kin'-chiever [01:08.18]My teacher didn't think I was gonna' be nothing either: [01:11.87]"What the f**k you stickin' gum up under the f**kin' seat for " [01:14.63]"Mrs Mathers your son has been huffing ether [01:17.22]Either that or the motherf**ker's been puffin reefer " [01:19.84]But all of this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either [01:22.85]It was neither I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she thought [01:25.61]Pee in a tea cup B**ch you ain't my keeper I'm sleepin'; [01:28.38]What the f**k you keep on f**kin' with me for [01:30.50]Slut you need to leave me the f**k alone; I ain't playin' [01:32.55]Go find you a white crayon and color a f**kin' zebra [01:35.90]My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs [01:40.61]That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her [01:45.81]Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs [01:50.88]That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom [01:56.26]Wait a minute This ain't dinner this is paint thinner [01:59.53]"You ate it yesterday; I ain't hear no complaints did I " [02:02.70]"Now here's a plate full of pain killers [02:04.66]Now just wait 'til I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes [02:07.36]You little motherf**ker don't you sit there and make [02:09.85]That retarded f**kin' face without even tastin' it " [02:12.56]"You'd better lick the f**kin' plate; you ain't wastin' it [02:15.55]Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement again [02:18.51]And I ain't givin' in You're gonna' just sit there and want to f**kin' play spin again [02:22.33]Until next Thanksgiving and if you still ain't finished it [02:25.05]I'll use the same sh*t again and when I make spinach dip it'll be placed in the sh*t [02:29.20]You little sh*t wanna' sit there and play innocent [02:31.26]A rat fell and hit me in K-Mart and they witnessed it [02:34.28]Child support Your father he ain't sent the sh*t [02:37.34]So what if he did It's none of your dang business kid " [02:40.16]My mom there's no one else quite like my mom [02:43.32]I know I should let bygones be bygones [02:45.37]But she's the reason why I am high on what I'm high on [02:50.13]'Cuz my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs [02:54.26]That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her [02:59.71]Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs [03:05.53]That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom [03:11.69]My mom loved Valium Now what I am is a party animal [03:15.51]I am what I am but I'm strong to the finish wit' me Valium spinach [03:19.24]But my bars only last about two minutes [03:22.31]But I don't want to swallow it without chewin' it [03:25.26]I can't even write a rhyme without you in it my Valium my Val-i-um Oh [03:32.99]Man I never thought that I could ever be a drug addict [03:35.81]--"nah f**k that I can't have it happen to me " but that's actually [03:39.18]What has ended up happenin' in a tragedy f**kin' passin' it up back to me [03:43.83]And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste ain't it [03:46.99]Pharmaceuticals are the bomb Mom Beautiful [03:49.02]She killed the f**kin' d**e with the medicine she done fed it [03:51.68]Feed it a f**kin' aspirin and say that it has a headache [03:54.43]"Here wanna' snack You hungry you f**kin' brat [03:56.86]Look at that It's a Xanax Take it and take a nap Eat it " [04:00.11]But I don't need it [04:01.09]"Well f**k it then break it up [04:02.44]Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up " [04:05.09]Alright Ma you win I don't feel like arguin' [04:07.87]I'll do it --pop and gobble it start wobblin' [04:10.24]Stumble hobble tumble slip trip then I fall in bed [04:13.28]With bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobble head [04:15.48]My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs [04:20.03]That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her [04:25.45]Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs [04:30.88]That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom [04:34.32] [04:35.65]My mom I'm just like her [04:37.78]My mom my mom my mom （x3） [04:46.58]My mom my mama [04:49.68]In an Eric Cartman voice:] My mama I ain't takin' this no more [04:53.66]Heh sorry mom I sill love you though kiss sound] [05:01.62]Dr Dre 2010 [05:03.25]In a mocking tone:] Man this sh*t is hella' hard homie Man take us on outta' here [05:08.69]Oh