Get Off Mi Couch-Chords

[ti:Get Off Mi Couch] [ar:Chords] [al:The Garden Around The Mansion] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Get Off Mi Couch - Chords [00:06.91]I passed the point of [00:08.28]No return about ann hour ago [00:09.97]High as a kite tryin' to fight [00:11.85]The party's out of control [00:13.79]In the back turnin' up [00:15.28]The volume knob as high as it goes [00:16.97]In a place where beer is cheap [00:18.16]And the speakers are about to explode [00:19.73]Don't ask me how I got here [00:21.47]Don't ask me how I'm gettin' home [00:23.60]All I know is I'm f**ked up [00:25.22]And I wanna be left alone [00:26.29]But earlier in the evening [00:27.56]I was singin' a different tune [00:29.70]Listenin' to Mystikal twistin' a spliff or two now [00:33.32]My house is the hot spot [00:34.71]That's the word on the streets [00:36.28]And I got the bourbon in reach [00:37.71]Let's start disturbin' the peace [00:39.33]Let's start murderin' beats let's [00:41.30]Bring the world to her knees [00:42.61]And for gods sake call up some ladies [00:44.43]While I'm burnin' this w**d [00:46.17]Hahahaha Ha the party's just getting started [00:48.98]Me and my squad are already [00:50.69]F**ked up and retarded [00:52.02]Hahahaha Ha I got a new wardrobe [00:55.64]My body's full of hormones [00:57.33]And I smell like eau-de-cologne [01:01.33] [01:11.71]Now me and my squad [01:13.02]Took a little ride in the car [01:14.70]Straight to the club stormed the joint [01:16.77]And headed right for the bar [01:18.21]Inside duckin' and weavin' [01:20.02]Tryin' to hide from the guard [01:21.67]F**k I ain't leavin' the place [01:23.55]Unless ther's a cipher involved [01:24.99]So my man rushed to the bathroom [01:26.49]And made it back in five minutes flat [01:27.92]Tapped my shoulder [01:28.86]And displayed a spliff the size of a bat [01:31.05]It's dark enough let's spark it up [01:33.32]We don't have to go out [01:34.83]We could sit back in the couch [01:36.27]Just chill and pass it around [01:37.58]And while we're sittin' there like [01:39.40]Connoisseurs reclined in the sofa [01:40.89]I saw two P Y T's starin' just tryin' to get closer [01:44.09]I gave the lady a hit 'cause that's [01:46.58]How a gentleman act [01:47.59]Then I got my hennessy back [01:48.96]There goes the memory lapse [01:50.52]Hahahaha Ha the party's [01:53.02]Just getting started [01:54.21]Me and my squad are already [01:55.83]F**ked up and retarded [01:57.40]Hahahaha Ha I got a new wardrobe [02:00.02]My body's full of hormones [02:02.46]And I smell like eau-de-cologne [02:06.77] [02:16.55]Now it's 2:30 in the mornin' [02:18.57]And we're dancin' on the tables [02:20.38]Askin' all the ladies [02:21.40]”wanna hit the afterparty later ” [02:23.08]If so meet me outside the door in forty minutes [02:25.90]'cause Chords and women go together [02:28.39]Like abuse and foster children [02:30.08]We gotta round up a cab or two [02:31.84]'cause the center is just down the avenue [02:33.52]I got a room over there and the room's [02:35.21]Got a bed now dosen't [02:36.34]That sound like a plan to you [02:37.40]Apparently my approach [02:38.27]Wasn't smooth enough [02:39.36]She asked me who the f**k [02:40.62]I was and said her man would chew me up [02:43.18]Next thing I know [02:44.18]I'm in some house and alone [02:45.81]Some place where the beer is free [02:47.18]And the speakers are about to explode [02:48.87]Don't ask me how [02:50.12]I got here don't ask me how I'm gettin' home [02:52.81]All I know is I'm f**ked up [02:54.49]And I wanna be left alone [02:55.99]Hahahaha Ha the party just died out [02:58.62]Can't get a busride now [03:00.18]And I'm caught on some guys couch [03:02.43]Hahahaha Ha got stains on my baggy jeans [03:04.93]Blew a months salary but at least [03:06.49]I got my nickle bag-o-w**d