If You're Gonna Be Depressed, You Might As Well Enjoy It-Educated Consumers

[ti:If You're Gonna Be Depressed, You Might As Well Enjoy It] [ar:Educated Consumers] [al:Winning Winter] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]If You're Gonna Be Depressed, You Might As Well Enjoy It - Educated Consumers [00:06.94]God ain't helping ya babe [00:07.84] [00:10.33]If you're gonna be depressed you might as well enjoy it [00:13.15]Smile as your brain treats your body like a target [00:15.44]If you're gonna be depressed you might as well enjoy it [00:18.06]Laugh as your head hangs over the toilet [00:20.38] [00:21.61]Turn that frown upside down [00:23.21]By turning the coke mirror the other way around [00:25.26] [00:26.12]Oh you flipping the script and going clean [00:28.30]Well how you gonna get that daily dose of dopamine [00:30.34] [00:31.61]He bounced and it made you feel ugly [00:33.11] [00:33.92]Find beauty in f**king all of his buddies [00:35.68] [00:36.64]She left you for somebody politer [00:37.90] [00:38.62]So jerk off to porn stars who look just like her [00:40.73] [00:41.65]Don't feel bad about yourself sexually [00:43.18] [00:44.07]Feel better about your weight with extra cheese [00:46.04] [00:47.22]Your sixth slice this morning [00:48.65]And you ain't showering today it's a sure thing [00:51.11] [00:51.63]Why bother this is your alone time [00:53.58] [00:54.16]Another bong hit the silver lining gold mine [00:56.68]You and your true love never gonna talk again [00:59.13]Gulp chase the self hate with a klonopin' [01:01.25] [01:02.00]I can see you're at the end of your rope [01:03.73]So the cigarette's another inch or two if you wanna cope [01:06.69]And if you don't lack the self respect to bum a smoke [01:09.21]You could always set yourself on fire it's just a joke [01:11.48] [01:12.24]Nothing you ain't seen on tv [01:13.73] [01:14.41]18 hours a day on the couch easy [01:16.28] [01:17.16]Lots of misery on there to keep you company [01:19.16]So many people got it worse it makes you feel cuddly [01:21.59] [01:22.74]So you call up an old flame [01:24.48]To reopen the wounds and reinforce there's no blame [01:26.72] [01:28.42]Except for what they said [01:29.34] [01:30.03]Soon as they hang up go ahead and play dead [01:32.14] [01:32.75]Wake up and leer at your kid [01:34.14] [01:34.81]Until they get the hint and grab a beer from the fridge [01:36.90] [01:37.77]Make it two one for me one for you [01:39.88]Oh now you gotta go to school well good for you [01:42.43] [01:43.11]Why you wanna earn a degree [01:44.15] [01:44.92]I guess it's more liquid courage for me [01:46.83] [01:47.36]If I'm gonna be depressed I might as well enjoy it [01:50.04]And won't let your happiness destroy it [01:51.30]If I'm gonna be depressed I might as well enjoy it [01:53.77]And won't let your happiness destroy it [01:55.97] [02:13.91]Read up on panic and anxiety [02:15.51]Only to take out the anger on yourself silently