28 Butts-Little Jackie

[ti:28 Butts] [ar:Little Jackie] [al:The Stoop] [00:01.55]Little Jackie - 28 Butts [00:10.64]It’s a typical day in the universe [00:12.67]Another MC spits a puny verse [00:14.76]I try to get through my day without saying a curse [00:16.76]Because I curse too much and such and such (f**k) [00:19.03]I try to improve my vocabulary [00:20.90]I try to cut out eating meat and dairy [00:23.33]I wanna bring back the days of the tooth fairy [00:25.45]Cause I lost my innocence [00:26.91]I’m young and dumb and old and wise at the same time [00:30.42]Cause I know Jesus was a rock star [00:32.69]And it was Elvis who turned water into wine [00:35.07]I wanna save a kangaroo from a life in the zoo [00:38.03]I wanna own a llama [00:39.70]I want less drama in my life [00:41.92]I think I really wanna be a happy house-wife [00:44.62]I got 28 butts in the ashtray [00:46.43]I gotta pace myself, I’m smoking like a chimney [00:48.80]Another bottle of whiskey [00:50.63]Has been emptied [00:51.73]I know you wouldn’t put it past me [00:53.51]I really know how to party [00:54.89]Reminisce about the day when I was swigging my Bacardi [00:57.40]28 butts in the ashtray because its just me [01:00.30]Keeping myself company [01:01.86]I think back all the days I was smoking carawhack [01:04.47]It was really kinda like an addiction [01:06.69]Non-fiction [01:07.72]Just reading my days and nights away [01:09.96]I used to pray to a funny little fat man [01:11.88]Til I found out he was Santa Clause cause [01:14.63]Saint Nick never brought sh*t [01:16.37]And there I go cursing again [01:17.91]I’m my only friend and I’m definitely my very worst enemy [01:22.62]It kinda triggers a memory [01:24.72]Let’s bring it back to 83 when I [01:26.95]Ate a watermelon, swallowed the seeds [01:29.81]Suddenly there was a watermelon growing in my tummy [01:31.41]I skipped a jump rope, every time I jumped up [01:33.55]I heard a rattle that sounded like a tambourine [01:35.79]I got 28 butts in the ashtray [01:37.60]I gotta pace myself, I’m smoking like a chimney [01:39.78]Another bottle of whiskey [01:41.60]Has been emptied [01:42.76]I know you wouldn’t put it past me [01:44.23]I really know how to party [01:45.79]Reminisce about the day when I was swigging my Bacardi [01:48.69]28 butts in the ashtray because its just me [01:51.13]Keeping myself company [02:10.09]Hey Mama are you proud of me [02:11.47]I applied for a job at MickeyD’s [02:13.57]I gotta do something with my life [02:15.61]Because my idle time is eating me [02:17.72]Like I’m a super-sized french fry [02:19.85]Drenched in ketchup [02:21.56]Frying over patch-up [02:22.29]But I know I taste better than that [02:24.21]Like they used to taste before they out-lawed trans-fat [02:26.50]I got 28 butts in the ashtray [02:28.23]I gotta pace myself, I’m smoking like a chimney [02:30.75]Another bottle of whiskey [02:32.50]Has been emptied [02:33.60]I know you wouldn’t put it past me [02:35.17]I really know how to party [02:36.69]Reminisce about the day when I was swigging my Bacardi [02:39.28]28 butts in the ashtray because its just me [02:42.07]Keeping myself company