我的相亲故事-黑撒乐队

[ti:我的相亲故事] [ar:黑撒] [al:西安事变] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]我的相亲故事 - 黑撒 (Black Head) [00:07.18]词：曹石 [00:14.37]曲：曹石 [00:21.56]我走在去往相亲的路上 [00:23.94] [00:27.07]沐浴着金色的阳光 [00:29.31] [00:32.68]吹着口哨 捏紧了钱包 [00:36.18] [00:37.86]妈妈的唠叨还在耳边环绕 [00:40.55] [00:42.54]哎 今年我三十有三 是个标准剩男 [00:45.80] [00:48.53]浑身上下带着 大龄青年的烦恼 [00:51.53] [00:54.34]不是我眼光太挑 条件太高 [00:57.08] [00:59.70]善解人意的媳妇 的确不好找 [01:02.95] [01:19.20]一眨眼 我来到了麦当劳 [01:21.57] [01:24.57]看到约好的女子 正坐在墙角 [01:27.25] [01:30.12]长长的头发 尖尖的下巴 [01:33.97] [01:35.28]一双大大的眼睛 好像在对我笑 [01:38.21] [01:41.21]我为她点了中包的薯条 [01:43.36] [01:46.37]给自己点了巨无霸的汉堡 [01:48.99] [01:52.00]偷偷瞄着她的三围 计算着她的身高 [01:55.05] [01:56.98]嘴上问着 你平时有啥爱好 [01:59.98] [02:02.97]啦啦啦啦啦啦啦 男人就是这么无聊 [02:07.06] [02:08.42]怪不得男人一思考 上帝就发笑 [02:12.42] [02:13.54]啦啦啦啦啦啦啦 男人就是这么无聊 [02:18.34] [02:19.28]只是开不了口让她知道 [02:21.66] [02:41.29]她开口扔出一串问题 好像个炸药包 [02:43.78] [02:46.72]你每月工资几千块 年终奖有多少 [02:49.34] [02:52.22]养老保险有没有按时交 [02:54.58] [02:58.14]单位有没有公费医疗 [03:00.14] [03:03.25]银行存款定期活期一共有多少 [03:06.12] [03:08.74]是否买过基金和股票 [03:11.18] [03:14.18]家里有几套房 装修的好不好 [03:16.79] [03:19.37]农村亲戚逢年过节 会不会常来骚扰 [03:22.43] [03:25.51]啦啦啦啦 啦啦啦女人就是这么现实 [03:29.38] [03:30.75]怪不得女人一发问 上帝也犯困 [03:34.50] [03:36.31]啦啦啦啦 啦啦啦女人就是这么现实 [03:40.39] [03:41.63]她打碎了我浪漫的相亲故事 [03:44.31] [03:47.30]啦啦啦啦啦啦啦 女人就是这么现实 [03:52.74]满脑子都是些 过日子的事 [03:56.61] [03:57.44]啦啦啦啦啦啦啦 女人就是这么现实 [04:02.31] [04:03.62]她打碎了我浪漫的相亲故事 [04:06.61] [04:07.18]托先人的福 刚好手机响了 [04:09.55] [04:11.79]我说声I'm sorry 拔腿就逃 [04:14.79] [04:17.28]我还是回家 给娃娃把气打饱 [04:20.28] [04:22.84]然后抱着它闭眼睡觉 [04:25.83] [04:28.39]然后抱着它闭眼睡觉 [04:31.28] [04:33.84]然后抱着它闭眼睡觉