WTF-Elle Varner

[ti:WTF] [ar:Elle Varner] [al:Conversational Lush] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]WTF - Elle Varner [00:11.11]I was asleep when I heard the alarm [00:16.17]So I ran downstairs to see what's going on [00:20.59] [00:21.28]Opened my door to unpleasantly find [00:26.46]Somebody really just broke in my ride [00:31.54]What the f**k What the f**k [00:35.72]They stole my XM radio [00:37.65]Damn Damn Damn Damn [00:41.08]And a pack of gum [00:42.51]What the f**k What the f**k [00:46.88]Damn Damn Damn Damn [00:51.13] [00:52.00]So I called my boyfriend but he did not pick up call me back [00:57.11]He never misses my call so I stopped by [01:02.12]And when I walked in hello could not comprehend Honey [01:07.34]Found him in bed with what the the male man [01:11.77] [01:12.39]What the f**k What the f**k [01:16.76]Aw God Oh hell naw [01:18.57]Damn Damn Damn Damn [01:22.07]What a way to find out [01:23.06]What the f**k Wow What the f**k [01:26.56] [01:27.62]Damn Damn Damn Damn [01:32.19] [01:32.75]I decided to walk home and blow off some steam [01:37.93]I know it's late but I needed to breathe [01:42.98]Just when I thought that it could not get worse [01:47.91]This fool runs up on me like "Hey gimme your purse " [01:53.53]What the f**k What the f**k [01:57.28]Said: "You got to be f**king kidding me " [01:59.34]Damn Damn Damn Damn [02:02.40]He said: "Actually I'm not" [02:03.83]What the f**k What the f**k [02:07.94]"Ain't you ever been robbed " [02:09.25]Damn Damn Damn Damn [02:13.00]Not quite this just ain't right [02:18.74]If you knew what I've been through tonight [02:23.49]To begin I just found my man and another man [02:28.61] [02:29.17]If you understand He said: "Well I be damned" [02:34.48]What the f**k What the f**k [02:38.47]Baby it's too bad [02:39.54]Damn Damn Damn Damn [02:42.78]But either way I'm still taking your bag [02:44.72]What the f**k What the f**k [02:49.41]Damn Damn Damn Damn [02:53.54]But he didn't know where I keep my cash [02:55.31]What the f**k What the f**k [02:58.12]And my phone is in my jacket pocket [03:00.18]Damn Damn Damn Damn [03:02.55]And I never put my cards back in my wallet [03:05.35]What the f**k What the f**k [03:08.10]So I hope you have a lot of fun with my raggedy bag [03:11.47]Damn Damn Damn Damn [03:13.09]And all that lip gloss in it [03:16.03] [03:17.27]For the first time of the night I was grinning [03:21.83] [03:23.08]He thought he got me but he didn't [03:26.69] [03:28.00]But that was of course [03:30.88]Before [03:32.06] [03:32.93]I realized my keys were in the bag [03:37.12] [03:39.12]Hahahaha