Humpty Dance (Acapella Version)-DJ Acapellas

[ti:The Humpty Dance] [ar:Acapella Glee Club] [al:Acapella Glee Club - Hip Hop Hits] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Humpty Dance - Acapella Glee Club [00:00.14]Written by：William Earl Collins/Walter Morrison/GeorgeClinton Jr/Gregory E. Jacobs [00:00.29]All right [00:00.65]Stop whatcha doin' [00:01.69]'Cause I'm about to ruin [00:02.97]The image and the style that ya used to [00:04.97]I look funny [00:05.67] [00:06.41]But yo I'm makin' money see [00:07.98]So yo world I hope you're ready for me [00:09.42]Now gather 'round [00:10.31]I'm the new fool in town [00:12.24]And my sound's laid down by the underground [00:14.52]I drink up all the hennessey ya got on ya shelf [00:16.76]So just let me introduce myself [00:18.95]My name is humpty pronounced with a umpty [00:21.86]Yo ladies oh how I love to hump thee [00:24.82]And all the rappers in the top ten please allow me to bump thee [00:28.22]I'm steppin' tall y'all [00:29.31]And just like humpty dumpty [00:30.96]You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me [00:33.32]I like to rhyme [00:34.29]I like my beats funky [00:35.49]I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy [00:37.71]I'm sick wit' dis straight gangsta mack [00:41.11]But sometimes I get ridiculous [00:42.60]I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice [00:44.41]Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish [00:47.19]Yeah I called ya fat [00:48.49]Look at me I'm skinny [00:49.77]It never stopped me from gettin' busy [00:51.60]I'm a freak [00:52.70]I like the girls with the boom [00:54.11]I once got busy in a burger king bathroom [00:56.96]I'm crazy [00:57.64]Allow me to amaze thee [00:59.12]They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me [01:01.17]I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants [01:03.23]And I even got my own dance [01:05.09]The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump [01:08.27] [01:09.38]Oh sex lady [01:11.26]Do the humpty hump come on and do the humpty hump [01:14.25]Oh sex lady [01:16.01]Do the humpty hump just watch me do the humpty hump [01:18.73]Oh sex lady [01:20.58]Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the humpty hump [01:23.70]Oh sex lady [01:24.96]Do the humpty hump come on do the humpty hump [01:28.02] [01:28.65]People say yo humpty you're really funny lookin' [01:31.80]That's all right cause I get things cookin' [01:33.72]Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me [01:36.93]But ya can't get near me [01:38.64]I give 'em more see and on the floor b [01:40.95]All the girls they adore me [01:42.71]Oh yes ladies I'm really bein' sincere [01:45.14]'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear [01:47.51]My nose is big uh uh I'm not ashamed [01:50.31]Big like a pickle I'm still gettin' paid [01:52.22]I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge [01:54.86]Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large [01:56.79]I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like cupid [01:59.36]I use a word that don't mean nothin' like looptid [02:01.76]I sang on doowhutchalike and if ya missed it [02:04.34]I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits [02:06.80]Also told ya that I like to bite [02:08.42]Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write [02:11.12]All ya had to do was give humpty a chance [02:13.52]And now I'm gonna do my dance [02:15.06]The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump [02:18.24] [02:19.23]Oh sex lady [02:21.34]Do the humpty hump come on and do the humpty hump [02:24.16]Oh sex lady [02:25.77]Do the humpty hump do the humpty hump [02:28.47]Oh sex baby [02:30.52]Do the humpty hump do the humpty hump [02:33.62]Oh sex baby [02:35.47]Do the humpty hump do the humpty hump [02:38.08] [02:40.30]Oh yeah that's the break y'all [02:41.86]Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here [02:44.05] [02:48.53]Oh yeah [02:49.40] [02:50.04]Now that I told ya a little bit about myself [02:52.05]Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance [02:53.56] [02:54.39]It's real easy to do check it out [02:56.79] [02:57.47]First I limp to the side like my leg was broken [03:00.06]Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin' [03:02.23] [03:02.95]Crazy wack funky [03:04.06] [03:04.73]People say ya look like m c hammer on crack humpty [03:07.18]That's all right 'cause my body's in motion [03:09.48]It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion [03:11.76]Anyone can play this game [03:13.09] [03:13.68]This is my dance y'all humpty hump's my name [03:16.36]No two people will do it the same [03:18.38]Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain [03:21.02]Humpin' funkin' jumpin' [03:23.51]Jig around shakin' ya rump [03:25.43]And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump [03:27.79]Tell him step off I'm doin' the hump [03:29.51]The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump [03:32.76] [03:33.81]Oh sex lady [03:35.83]Do the humpty hump just watch me do the humpty hump [03:38.46]Oh sex lady [03:40.41]Do the humpty hump do the humpty hump [03:43.04]Oh sex lady [03:45.26]Do the humpty hump do the humpty hump [03:48.09]Oh sex lady [03:49.79]Do the humpty hump do the humpty hump