The Auctioneer-Leroy Van Dyke

The Auctioneer - Leroy Van Dyke There was a boy in Arkansas who wouldn't listen to his ma When she told him that he should go to school He'd sneak away in the afternoon take a little walk and pretty soon You'd find him at the local auction barn Well he'd stand and listen carefully then pretty soon he began to see How the auctioneer could talk so rapidly He said Oh my it's do or die I've got to learn that auction cry Gotta make my mark and be an auctioneer 25 dollar bid now 30 dollar 30 dollar 30 dollar 30 dollar give me a hollar 30 dollar Who will bid it at a 30 dollar bid 35 dollar 35 35 make it 35 and a 35 make it 35 and a 35 Who will bid it at a 35 dollar bid 25 dollar bid now 30 dollar 30 dollar 30 dollar 30 dollar give me a hollar 30 dollar Who will bid it at a 30 dollar bid 35 dollar 35 35 make it 35 and a 35 make it 35 and a 35 Who will bid it at a 35 dollar bid Hey well alright sir open the gates up let 'em out and a'welcome boys here we come a lotta number 29 in whatta ya give for 'em I've gotta 25 dollar bid make it 30 dollar 30 who'll give me 30