I Live In Picardie-Les Fatals Picards

- Hello! - Hello! - Where are you from? - I am from Picardie! - What? - I am from Picardie! - What? - I am from Picardie! - Oh, you mean just like "the man of the Picardie"? - Yes, exactly, except I don't live on a peniche... - So where do you live then? - Bah, I Live In Picardie! - Just like "the man of the Picardie"? - Euh yes, enfin euh... I am from Picardie, the land of the rallye I am from Picardie, the land of 2 be 3 I am from Picardie, you know Annie Cordy? She's not from Picardie, just not like me - So you live on a boat then? - I don't live on a boat euh I live in Méru in Picardie... And when I look at the stars and you know it's the night, Think all about the misery in the world and I think it's so unfair, And I could have been a camionneur hein, if I only had the permit, and I think... Why? Why me? Why Picardie? But I also think that you and me maybe, we can build a strong relationship based on mutual understanding... And be happy... Happy in Picardie, if you stay with me Please stay in Picardie, that's not so much pourri Fatal Picardie, must I be so lonely? F**king Picardie, mort au rat pays - Euh I am gened but look, look Jean-Paul, I'm not so sure I can stay... I've got to go back to where I belong to! Oh, I must go back far from you! To my country, to my place! Cause I think I forgot to close the gaz! Oh, Jean-Claude! I must go back to Saint-Etienne...! - Oooh, oooh (I know I should not lie) I'm sorry but euh my name is not Jean-Paul, it's William! - William? - Sorry! - William? - Sorry! Sorry in Picardie, if you stay with me Please stay in Picardie, that's not so much pourri Fatal Picardie, must I be so lonely? F**king Picardie, mort au rat pays [outro]