Dinner Lady (Explicit)-Cabbage

[ti:Dinner Lady (Explicit)] [ar:Cabbage] [al:Le Chou] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Dinner Lady (餐厅女工) (Explicit) - Cabbage [00:17.79]I'm a dinner lady [00:19.39]In a private school [00:21.34]Where the lips are so stiff and Jack Wills is so cool [00:25.42]I wear a baseball cap [00:27.60]And thus branded a fool [00:29.77]But if you piss me off then you'll be eating my drool [00:33.97]When I'm stealing food [00:36.63]Or hiding in the loos [00:38.78]I'm jacked up on the hot counter [00:40.82]To serve a ball of food [00:42.51]A fat teacher approaches [00:45.21]With a wobbly hip [00:46.81]And I politely inform her that we're all out of chips [00:51.65]She gives me a glare [00:53.57]As I bite my fingertips [00:55.98]I offer new potatoes and she absolutely flips [00:59.86] [01:09.26]But then I ponder [01:10.37]How hard her life must be [01:12.67]I mean it's all on a plate [01:14.78]Thanks to my ma and daddy [01:17.17]But regardless of the car [01:19.35]And this cushy job [01:21.00] [01:21.64]This b**ch won't settle without corn on the cob [01:25.45] [01:26.02]And then one day [01:27.51]I got so bored and idle [01:29.90]Served enough sausage rolls to make me suicidal [01:34.41]To combat this state [01:36.14]I had a wank in the quiche [01:38.54]And I watched the headmaster get it stuck to his teeth [01:42.44] [01:53.47]Aha ah ah ah ah ah ah oh [01:56.17] [01:58.69]Oh [02:00.00] [02:03.18]I am a dinner lady [02:05.37] [02:07.37]Oh and it's a true story [02:10.08] [02:11.23]Oh I wanna sausage roll [02:14.09] [02:17.48]Suffice to say [02:19.12]I wasn't bored anymore [02:20.98] [02:21.54]And I couldn't stop my laughing [02:23.53]As I scrubbed up on the floor [02:25.92]And next time Jeffrey's mother [02:27.78]Asks him what he had for tea [02:30.03]He can tell her it was a fluid [02:32.27]That once belonged to me [02:34.17] [02:50.00]Hey [02:50.89]Oh [02:51.35] [02:52.21]It's all for me I'm a [02:54.75]A dinner lady [02:56.56]It's all for me [02:58.15]Oh I am a dinner lady [03:00.84]And it's a true true story [03:04.60] [03:05.20]True [03:06.07] [03:06.79]Oh [03:07.56] [03:11.82]And it's a tr true true story [03:14.48] [03:15.81]Life as a dinner lady [03:18.62] [03:19.47]Oh and it's a true story [03:22.47] [03:24.02]Giggleswick school