Everything Happens To Me-Lee Konitz

[00:13.98]Writer(s): dennis/adair [00:14.43] [00:17.02]I make a date for golf - [00:20.00]You can bet you life it rains. [00:24.28]I try to give a party - [00:28.88]And the guy upstairs complains. [00:32.43]I guess i'll go thru life; [00:36.84]Just catchin' colds and missin' trains, [00:41.52]Ev'rything happens to me. [00:47.94] [00:49.00]I never miss a thing - [00:52.96]I've had measles and the mumps. [00:57.28]And ev'ry time i play my ace - [01:02.67]My partner always trumps. [01:05.22]I guess i'm just a fool; [01:09.70]Who never looks before he jumps, [01:13.96]Ev'rything happens to me. [01:19.24] [01:22.39]At first my heart tho't; [01:24.89]You could break this jinx for me. [01:29.24]That love would turn the trick; [01:32.48]To end despair. [01:37.55]But now, i just can't fool; [01:42.66]This head that thinks for me. [01:45.78]I've mortgaged all my castles in the air. [01:52.00] [01:53.73]I've telegraphed and called; [01:57.63]I sent "air mail special", too; [02:02.43]You answer was goodbye - [02:05.76]And there was even postage due. [02:10.26]I fell in love just once; [02:14.39]And then it had to be with you, [02:18.34]Ev'rything happens to me. [02:24.74]Brought to you by McSilence [02:28.29]