Joel The Lump Of Coal-The Killers/Jimmy Kimmel

[ti:Joel the Lump of Coal] [ar:The Killers/Jimmy Kimmel] [al:Don't Waste Your Wishes] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Joel The Lump Of Coal - The Killers (杀手乐团)/Jimmy Kimmel [00:00.43]Some time ago at Santa's place [00:03.70]Up in the old North Pole [00:06.27]There lived a lump of anthracite [00:09.27]Whose parents called him Joel [00:12.65]Joel Joel the lump of coal [00:15.64]Happy as a lump can be [00:18.28]He just wants to keep Santa warm [00:21.36]And make the elves cozy [00:24.31]But Santa Claus had other plans [00:27.59]For Joel one fateful day [00:30.63]Joel you're just the lump I need [00:33.32]Come join me on my sleigh [00:36.67]Joel Joel the lump of coal [00:39.67]Heart leapt up with joy [00:42.26]I'll soon be Santa's present to [00:45.40]A lucky girl or boy [00:48.52]We'll laugh and play together [00:51.22]And we hold each other tight [00:54.63]Snuggle under clean white sheets [00:57.37]When we go to sleep at night [01:00.29]Then Santa's elves all laughed at Joel [01:03.27]You're in for a surprise [01:06.23]You're not a special Christmas gift [01:09.48]You're just a booby prize [01:12.34]What kid would ever want you [01:15.35]You're filthy as can be [01:18.64]Now you have to go and live [01:21.29]With one who's been naughty [01:24.70]But I make heat poor Joel cried [01:27.42]And electricity [01:30.41]You pollute the air [01:32.85]With CO2 and mercury [01:37.47]Joel Joel the lump of coal [01:40.13]Fell down upon his knees [01:43.18]I don't wanna live with a naughty kid [01:46.09]Don't make me Santa please [01:49.04]But Santa laughed his jolly laugh [01:51.94]Ho ho you stupid lump [01:55.05]You're just the thing to teach this brat [01:58.15]That Santa ain't no chump [02:01.22]So off they flew and before he knew [02:04.22]Joel was in a sack [02:07.08]He cried and yelled to Santa Claus [02:10.09]Why don't we just go back [02:13.17]And then came Christmas morning [02:16.05]And much to Joel's surprise [02:18.03]Much to Joel's surprise [02:19.35]He saw a boy with the saddest face [02:22.32]And tears were in his eyes [02:23.82]Tears were in his eyes [02:25.29]He picked Joel up and held him [02:27.86]And said you can be my friend [02:29.95]Hey man let's be friends [02:31.46]I would've liked some presents but [02:34.35]You're what Santa chose to send [02:36.07]Santa chose to send [02:37.33]It's true I've been a naughty boy [02:40.29]And maybe that's a sin [02:41.82]Maybe that's a sin [02:43.52]This is how Santa treats the kids [02:46.01]I'm just glad that I'm not him [02:49.37]Joel Joel the lump of coal [02:52.41]Knew what he must do [02:54.79]He said now I know the reason why [02:58.35]I got sent to you [03:01.22]Cause when a person hurts inside [03:04.37]It turns him hard and cruel [03:07.23]But I know how to make your pain [03:10.25]Into a precious jewel [03:13.19]So take me in your hand young man [03:16.31]And squeeze with all your might [03:19.05]Let's turn your pain and anger [03:21.34]Into something that shines bright [03:25.23]Then Joel Joel the lump of coal [03:28.43]He gave his life away [03:30.97]So that one good naughty little boy [03:34.00]Had a diamond on Christmas Day