Grandpa Got Run over by a John Deere (Demo Vocal Version)

[ti:Grandpa Got Run over by a John Deere (Demo Vocal Version) (In the Style of Cledus T. Judd)] [ar:ProSource Karaoke] [al:Grandpa Got Run over by a John Deere (In the Style of Cledus T. Judd) (Karaoke Version)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.18]Grandpa Got Run over by a John Deere (Demo Vocal Version) (In the Style of Cledus T. Judd) - ProSource Karaoke (专业卡拉ok) [00:03.22] [00:04.56]Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere [00:07.17] [00:08.20]Walking home from the moose lodge Christmas Eve [00:11.05] [00:12.14]Now you can say there's no such thing as Santa [00:15.07] [00:15.89]But after suing John Deere I believe [00:18.85] [00:20.41]He'd been a guzzlin' old Jack Daniels [00:23.24] [00:24.75]And smokin' that wacky weed [00:27.15]Shhh ah [00:28.24]He mixed it with his medication [00:31.57]And run off with some bleach blonde named Bernice [00:34.41]Oh oi [00:35.28] [00:36.25]When we found him Christmas mornin' [00:38.67] [00:40.18]We thought he had a heart attack oh [00:42.83] [00:44.20]But he had tar prints on his forehead [00:47.10]And incriminatin' hickies on his neck [00:50.16]Holding what [00:51.09] [00:51.66]Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere [00:54.52] [00:55.44]Walking home from the moose lodge Christmas eve [00:58.19] [00:59.34]Now you can say there's no such thing as Santa [01:02.44] [01:03.22]But after suing John Deere I believe [01:06.27] [01:07.98]Now we're all ashamed of Grandpa [01:10.44] [01:11.63]He took grandma's death too well [01:14.05] [01:15.65]Started watchin' porno movies [01:18.61]And engaging in phone sex with cousin Belle [01:22.05] [01:23.45]It's a better Christmas without grandpa [01:25.92] [01:27.22]Last year in church he mooned the choir [01:29.83] [01:31.09]At first we thought it was Alzheimer's [01:33.82]La la la la la [01:34.72]But looking back we realized he was wired [01:37.65] [01:38.95]Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere [01:41.77] [01:42.66]Walking home from the moose lodge Christmas eve [01:45.56] [01:46.54]Now you can say there's no such thing as Santa [01:49.68] [01:50.29]But after suing John Deere I believe [01:53.47] [01:55.12]Yeah I filed myself a lawsuit [01:57.41] [01:58.84]And they awarded me two mil [02:01.23]Yeah I reached [02:02.78]You know Grandpa didn't leave me nothin' [02:05.33] [02:06.27]But thanks to that old John Deere he got killed [02:08.97]Ohh [02:10.19] [02:10.73]Funny all my friends and neigh bras [02:13.80] [02:14.67]Turned up on the grand jury [02:16.99] [02:17.73]Ha ha [02:18.31]I bribed 'em just like Johnny Cochran [02:20.95] [02:22.26]Did when they set O J Simpson free [02:24.65]Guilty [02:26.15]Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere [02:28.97] [02:29.84]Walking home from the moose lodge Christmas eve [02:32.79] [02:33.78]Now you can say there's no such thing as Santa [02:36.72] [02:37.55]But after suing John Deere I believe [02:40.65] [02:41.63]Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere [02:44.62] [02:45.58]Walking home from the moose lodge Christmas eve [02:48.42] [02:49.43]Now you can say there's no such thing as Santa [02:52.59] [02:53.19]But after suing John Deere I believe