Nina (Remaster)-Noel Coward

[ti:Nina (Remaster)] [ar:Noel Coward] [al:Mad Dogs & Englishmen (Remastered)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Nina (Remaster) - Noel Coward [00:26.05]Seсorita nina from argentina knew all the answers [00:29.94]Though her relatives and friends were perfect dancers [00:32.61]She swore she'd never dance a step until she died [00:35.91]She said I've seen too many movies and [00:38.12]All they prove is too idiotic [00:40.58]They all insist that south america's exotic [00:43.39]Whereas it couldn't be more boring if it tried [00:45.91] [00:46.72]She added firmly that she hated [00:48.78]The sound of soft guitars beside a still lagoon [00:52.43]She also positively stated [00:54.32]That she could not abide a southern moon [00:57.17] [00:57.72]She refused to begin the beguine when they requested it [01:02.57] [01:03.56]And she made an embarrassing scene if anyone suggested it [01:08.47]For she detested it [01:10.76] [01:13.68]Though no one ever could be keener than little nina [01:17.00]On quite a number of very eligible men who did the rhumba [01:21.05]When they proposed to her she simply left them flat [01:23.46] [01:24.57]She said that love should be impulsive but not convulsive [01:29.43]And syncopation had a discouraging effect on procreation [01:33.47]And that she'd rather read a book and that was that [01:35.56] [01:45.74]Seсorita nina from argentina despised the tango [01:49.70]Although she never was a girl to let a man go [01:52.42]She wouldn't sacrifice her principles for sex [01:54.95] [01:55.83]She looked with scorn on the gyrations [01:57.94]Of her relations who danced the conga [02:00.74]And swore that if she had to stand it any longer [02:03.46]She'd lose all dignity and wring their silly necks [02:06.01] [02:06.75]She said that frankly she was blinded [02:09.08]To all the over advertised romantic charms [02:14.22]And then she got more bloody minded [02:16.34]And told them where to put their tropic palms [02:19.65]She said I hate to be pedantic but I'm driven nearly frantic [02:22.34]When I see that unromantic sycophantic lot of sluts [02:25.77] [02:26.53]Forever wriggling their guts [02:28.67] [02:29.36]It drives me absolutely nuts [02:31.72] [02:32.56]She declined to begin the beguine when they besought her to [02:37.97]And with language profane and [02:40.28]Obscene she cursed the man who taught her to [02:43.33] [02:44.53]She cursed cole porter too [02:47.50] [02:49.80]From this it's fairly clear that nina in her demeanour [02:54.55]Was so offensive that when [02:56.21]The hatred of her friends grew too intensive [02:58.53]She thought she'd better beat it while she had the chance [03:01.48] [03:02.00]After some trial and tribulation she reached the station [03:07.69]And met a sailor who had acquired a wooden leg in venezuela [03:11.71]And so he married him because he couldn't dance [03:15.21]There surely never could've been a [03:18.09]More irritating girl than nina [03:20.99]They never speak in argentina [03:23.58]Of this degenerate bambina [03:26.75]Who had the luck to find romance [03:31.78] [03:32.52]But resolutely wouldn't dance [03:39.72] [03:40.22]She would dance for it