Church(Intro) (Explicit)-Chris Webby

[ti:Church (Intro)] [ar:Chris Webby] [al:There Goes The Neighborhood EP] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Church(Intro) (Explicit) - Chris Webby [00:08.06]Welcome welcome All you ninjas [00:11.35] [00:12.33]Come on in and make some room [00:14.18] [00:15.54]Move on over now [00:17.14] [00:17.85]Go watch out for the baby head [00:20.39]The baby You about to [00:22.42]Head the baby in the head [00:23.72] [00:24.64]Why you gotta take up both seats [00:26.70]Just move on over [00:28.49] [00:30.27]Lets start the show [00:31.66] [00:32.85]We have a special guest tonight [00:34.43] [00:35.51]He goes by the name of Chris Webby [00:38.28] [00:39.55]Now this you man hails from Connecticut [00:43.62] [00:46.21]After six mixtapes [00:48.43] [00:49.46]After half a million downloads [00:51.80] [00:52.52]After 20 million YouTube views [00:55.40] [00:56.21]Countless sold out shows [00:57.96] [00:58.56]And many a satisfied fan [01:00.48] [01:01.47]All you ninjas [01:02.56] [01:03.21]Give a warm welcome to your Chris Webby [01:06.70] [01:08.39]You see I'm buzzing now [01:09.86]Shovel in hand I dug from [01:11.09]The underground [01:12.07]Lyrical artillery loaded [01:13.27]With forty dozen rounds [01:14.61] [01:15.20]They used to run they mouth [01:16.63]Sh*t they Daffy Ducking now [01:17.93]Came out spitting [01:18.97]First photo shoot was my ultrasound [01:20.44] [01:21.17]Throwing up my middle fingers [01:22.49]In my Mother's uterus [01:23.77]Spitting fire off of the top [01:26.00]Mount Vesuvius [01:27.24]Always caught disturbing the peace [01:28.86]They said I was Ludacris [01:30.34] [01:31.01]Crazy unpredictable nutty [01:32.01]But never stupid butch [01:33.45]Smart guy like Taj Mauer eating pot brownies [01:36.48]On the run for killing beats [01:37.85]Till the f**king cops found me [01:39.48]On the loose again [01:40.76]Apple juice and gin [01:42.40]Out manouvering my enemies [01:44.02]Leave'em with sutures in [01:45.21]Cut'em up [01:46.05]Cause my flow is sharper than Excalibur [01:47.96]Maximus Decimus Maridius [01:49.96]To these challengers [01:51.29]Gladiator in the flesh [01:52.99]Swinging for your f**king neck [01:54.47]Slicing up these beats [01:55.71]While you butches can even cut a check [01:57.85]Up next final stop success like [01:59.91] [02:00.65]Now hold on now hold up [02:02.76]Hold on now hold on [02:03.87] [02:04.51]You gots to teach these boys how to rap [02:06.78] [02:07.64]Cause what these boys out here is doing [02:09.62] [02:10.19]Is not rap It's wack [02:12.23] [02:13.19]You got to show them [02:14.34]The multi syllable schemes [02:15.59] [02:16.11]You got to show them the air tight flow [02:18.17] [02:18.73]You got to show them them punchlines [02:20.79]Now get on in there and do your thing son [02:23.07] [02:24.47]Everything I do I do it with heart [02:26.74]Werewolf with a full moon in the dark [02:28.94]Tear a f**king human apart [02:30.44]I'm stupidly smart [02:31.56]Started on the east [02:32.99]But my music made a westward expansion [02:34.95]Something like Lewis and Clark [02:36.51]Climbing up the musical charts [02:38.23]And me falling off [02:39.65]That's like Bullseye from [02:41.15]Daredevil losing at darts [02:42.44] [02:44.09]I'm just a crazy motherf**ker [02:45.70]Who was bred to be a monster [02:47.37]Since the eighties motherf**ker [02:48.93]I'm lyrically inclined [02:50.08]Put my spirit in my rhymes [02:51.78]Veins pumping hip hop [02:53.28]You can hear it in my lines [02:55.04]Rolling with a bunch of goons [02:56.72]Everyday we grinding on [02:58.11]And we All Spark [02:59.50]You can catch me up on Cybertron [03:01.01]I am on everything [03:02.08] [03:02.59]Bad Meets Evil er [03:04.25]That's just how the cookie crumbles [03:05.83]Motherf**king Keebler [03:07.01]Mark my teachers words [03:08.51]They told me that I should be mature [03:10.40]But now that my pockets beefed up [03:12.02]I'm never going vegan sir [03:13.16] [03:13.68]Grinding till the f**king day I stop breathing [03:16.33]Word