Jizz In My Pants-The Lonely Island

[ti:Jizz In My Pants] [ar:The Lonely Island] [al:曾经的歌系列 28] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Jizz In My Pants (我已欲火焚身) - The Lonely Island [00:04.40]Lock eyes from across the room
扫视整个房间 [00:06.56]Down my drink while the rhythms boom
我在激情的节奏下放下酒杯 [00:08.50]Take your hand and skip the names
牵起你的手 询问你的名字 [00:10.44]No need here for the silly games
没必要在这里参加愚蠢的游戏 [00:12.55]Make our way through the smoke and crowd
我们穿过烟雾弥漫的人群 [00:14.45]The club is the sky and i'm on your cloud
这个夜店就是天空 我们都感觉飘飘欲仙 [00:16.38]Move in close as the lasers fly
靠近我一点 让我们尽情摇摆 [00:18.25]Our bodies touch and the angles cry
当我们触碰彼此 仿佛天使在高声尖叫 [00:20.40]Leave this place go back to yours
离开这里 回到你的地盘 [00:22.22]Our lips first touch outside your doors a whole night
在你的家门前 我们唇齿交缠 [00:24.75]What we've got in store
享受今宵的美好 [00:26.18]Whisper in my ear that you want some more
你的呢喃在我耳边回响 你想要更多激情 [00:28.08]And i jizzed in my pants
我已欲火焚身 [00:30.21]This really never happens you can take my word i won't apologize thats just absurd
这样的事情不会发生 你要相信我 我不会道歉 那样太蠢 [00:34.10]Mainly your fault from the way that you dance and
都怪你的舞姿太过妖娆 [00:36.04]Now i jizzed in my pants
现在 我已欲火焚身 [00:38.12]Don't tell your friends or i'll say your a slut
不要告诉你的朋友 否则我会说你是个荡妇 [00:40.10]Plus it's your fault you were rubbing my butt
都怪你的双手在我身上游走 [00:41.87]I'm very sensitive some woud say that's a plus
我很敏感 有人说这是我的长处 [00:43.72]Now i'll go home and change
现在 我要回家换条裤子 [00:45.33] [00:45.94]I need a few a few things from the grocery
我想去买点东西 [00:47.64]Do things alone now mostly
一个人冷静一下 [00:49.75]Left me heart broken not looking for love
我的内心支离破碎 不想再陷入爱情 [00:51.75]Surprised in my eyes when i looked above
但在我抬头的瞬间 惊奇地发现 [00:53.67]The check out counter and i saw her face
在结账柜台 我看到一张面孔 [00:55.61]My heart stood still so did time and space
我的心跳瞬间停止 [00:57.60]Never felt that i could feel real again
从来没想到 我会再次感受得如此真实 [00:59.29]But the look in her eyes said i need a friend
但是她的眼神告诉我 我需要一个伴 [01:01.64]She turned to me and that's when she said it
她看着我 说出那句话 [01:03.48]Look me dead in the face asked cash or credit
然后面无表情 问我现金还是刷卡 [01:05.46]And i jizzed in my pants
我已欲火焚身 [01:07.45]It's perfectly normal nothing wrong with me
这再正常不过 没有什么错 [01:09.24]But were going to need a clean up on isle 3
但我需要去架子后面清理一下 [01:11.46]And now i posed in an awkward stance because
现在 我陷入一个尴尬的局面 因为 [01:13.29]I jizzed in my pants
我已欲火焚身 [01:15.34]To be fair you were flirting a lot
说实话 是你不断调情 [01:17.19]Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
而且你的性感火辣让我热血澎湃 [01:19.32]Please stop acting like you're not impressed
请不要装作一副若无其事的样子 [01:21.24]One more thing i'm gonna pay by check
还有一件事 我要用支票支付 [01:23.06]Last week i saw a film
上周我看了一部电影 [01:25.17]As i recall it it was a horror film
我记得那是一部恐怖电影 [01:27.27]Walked outside into the rain
走到外面步入雨中 [01:29.10]Checked my phone and saw you rang
打开电话你刚好打来 [01:30.67]I jizzed in my pants
我已欲火焚身 [01:33.00]Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
开车冲过闪烁的红灯 [01:35.03]Need to get away
我需要极速奔驰 [01:35.80]Need to make a dash
逃避自己的内心 [01:36.87]A song comes on that's reminds me of you and
耳边响起的音乐 让我想起了你 [01:38.88]I jizzed in my pants
我已欲火焚身 [01:40.71]The next day my alarm goes off and
第二天我的闹钟响起 [01:42.77]I jizzed in my pants
我已欲火焚身 [01:44.85]Open my window and a breeze rolls in and
打开窗户 让冷风进入 [01:46.79]I jizzed in my pants
我已欲火焚身 [01:48.59]When bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense
当灵异第六感中布鲁斯威利斯死去 [01:50.62]I jizzed in my pants
我已欲火焚身 [01:52.57]I just ate a grape and
我就吃了一颗葡萄 [01:53.71]I jizzed in my pants
我已欲火焚身 [01:55.73] [01:56.36]Ok seriously you guys can we okey
给我认真一点 好吗 [02:00.11] [02:01.01]I jizzed right in my pants every time your next to me
每次当你站在我身旁 我就会欲火焚身 [02:04.22] [02:04.80]And when were holding hands it's like having sex with me
每次当你牵起我的手 就像欢愉缠绵一样 [02:08.74]You say i'm premature i just call it ecstasy i wear a rubber
我说这叫激情 你却说我很幼稚 每时每刻我都做好安全措施 [02:13.86]At all times it's a necessity
以防出现意外情况 [02:16.30]Cuz i jizzed in my pants
因为我已欲火焚身 [02:18.00] [02:18.62]I jizz in my pants
我已欲火焚身 [02:20.16]I jizz in my pants
我已欲火焚身 [02:21.96]Yes i jizz in my pants
是的 我已欲火焚身 [02:24.52]I jizz in my pants
我已欲火焚身