Please Don't Put Me on Hold-Carrie Newcomer

Please Don't Put Me on Hold - Carrie Newcomer Thank you for calling, the lines are all busy Cause there are too many people like you Call a few answer and one of them quickly press seal of a main man new English press 1, Spanish press 2 11th in line , so we can get to you I’m tryna be nice, not pushy or bold So please don’t put me on hold! Were here, waiting, trying to alone Hong Kong, Chicago and If we can’t help you, then don’t come ask for recording these calls So you won’t curse I’m tryna be nice, so God, no Please don’t put me on hold! It’s the wrong department, I’ll transport on Voice mail sets, that employer is gone Gone on vacation and the line clicks over I’m losing composure What’s your account for The four digit pin I didn’t hear you, so try it again! I’m searching through my wallet and I’m tearing it apart Please, don’t make me restart I’m hearing ? versions of ‘Hard rock classic’ ‘Smells like teen spirit’ done with clarinet and strings What could be up, what’s takin’ so slow? I started hummin’ and taping my toe The ‘Born to be wild’ song in the phone Am I still connected, cause I can’t tell? I’m afraid I’m caught up in a ring of hell It’s a thought it’s plan it’s a scam it’s a clue I just wanna talk to someone who can tell me how to fix Correct a mistake, the meaning of life Tell me it’s not too late I’m tryna be nice, but truth be told Please don’t put me on hold! Finally, a real person says ‘can I help you, love I say if you were in this room, I would kiss you on the mouth You cough and say this is customer service I’m backpeddlin tryna state my purpose I’m tryna be nice, I’m not creepy or old Just please don’t put me on hold!