The Frog Is Out of Frogness-Natasha Luna

[00:01.44]once upon a time [00:03.80]there was a frog who couldn't change his color [00:08.95]and afraid of predators [00:11.99]he'd never leave his home [00:16.18]all his toxins were so mild that he thought [00:20.11]"it'd only take a bit of salt [00:22.93]to abridge its bad taste [00:25.24]forget about the poison [00:26.72]it'd only cause a stomach ache" [00:28.90]so the frog thought: [00:30.34]"i won't procreate [00:32.18]i always thought we were disgusting anyway [00:36.29]and who would care about becoming a tasteless prince [00:39.81]and stand a moron princess everyday, [00:45.10]all the frogs around wake up so early in the morning just to dance [00:50.74]so they can glare a princess who's so bored and dumb [00:54.44]that she would kiss whoever tells her that she's fine"