Cliff Hanger-Blackalicious

[ti:Cliff Hanger] [ar:Blackalicious] [al:Nia] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.39]'Whole house freeze' [00:01.50] [00:30.03]It was a Thursday I stepped to the club there she was [00:32.73]Draped in a burgundy dress silhouetted superbly [00:34.60]Curved indeed she started staring in my direction [00:37.42]Luring and urging seductively body language instructing me [00:40.85]I offered her a drink instead she took a cup of tea [00:43.92]And then I lied about my luxury lifestyle [00:46.42]I said 'So who you be You looking kind of tight gal [00:48.88]I would love to see you in a nightgown' [00:50.88]She said 'They call me the Dragon Queen and I come from Tibet [00:53.00]I'm calm in the face of pressure and you'll never see me sweat [00:55.79]I've come to your country in search of a lost Scroll [00:58.48]That contains directions to a hidden village comprised of gold' [01:00.91]I looked at her confused and said "But why have you told me this " [01:03.21]She said the description that I fit [01:05.15]Was that of the Chosen One who'd go beyond [01:06.90]Then slipped a concoction in my drink [01:08.71]Immediately set my consciousness adrift [01:10.84] [01:20.73]Now I'm in that zone dwelling I woke in a warehouse tied to a chair [01:24.36]With an abundance of flair surrounding me in a circular angle [01:26.42]Glared up at the Dragon Queen's lair wasn't imagining a thing [01:29.67]Her steps on the stairs had a magic Gleam glowed brightly [01:32.11]To prepare me for my journey a Sword was hovering towards me [01:34.74]Plus garlic from the Keepers of the Gate [01:36.36]Who bore all the secrets and take care of trespassers [01:38.48]But at last it's prophesied that I would gain access [01:40.17]To a cultural dynasty buried and seize and capture the Scroll [01:43.47]Massive helicopters patrolled the rooftops strapped in [01:46.72]Began traveling into the darkness knew not of what awaited [01:49.03]Thought of a way to get out of it just then the bottom gave way [01:51.78]I began falling and gave it ten seconds pulled the cord on my parachute [01:54.28] [01:55.42]Landed surrounded by a herd of wild barracudas lions [01:58.43]The sounds of the wild kingdom piercing like a siren [02:00.81]Was I entering near the mere mortal life span's end [02:02.68]Defiantly I stood boldly as they began closing in [02:04.18]And time seemed to be moving rapidly just then [02:06.37] [02:21.07]'Whole house freeze' [02:22.54]Just then I pulled the Sword and somehow [02:24.29] [02:24.98]It affected all the creatures as they stepped back and bowed [02:27.62]And the same Glow that I seen in the Sword [02:29.69]I seen in the eyes of the Lion who began leading me [02:31.87]In a specific direction as if trying to tell me something [02:34.01]Just over the horizon the same creatures who had been described [02:36.01]Appeared in statue form but their eyes scoped [02:39.07]And as I approached the gate they began to break open and cried [02:41.46]'After years we have finally been awakened' [02:43.76]The assault was on I got knocked to the ground by one [02:46.26]Shocked in an unorthodox form boxing [02:47.64]Throwing an abnormal proportion of body blows karate chops [02:50.32]And drop kicks plunged struggling deeper into the swamp [02:52.82]Then I grabbed my Sword the garlic put it around my neck [02:55.57]Saw that it was draining all of their energy and then with a swing [02:58.33]Off with their heads the gates slowly and mysteriously opened [03:00.82]So curiously I moseyed in with intensity focusing on my objective [03:04.78]Spider webs the size of king size beds [03:07.22]Fell into a secret passage not knowing to where it lead [03:09.60]Just then the same Light beamed brightly and in the distance [03:11.97]At that instance lo and behold the hidden Scroll [03:14.59] [03:15.46]And just as I thought my mission was over [03:18.20]I could feel the Dragon Queen breathing heavily over my shoulder [03:22.53] [03:41.58]As she began to transform and metamorphosis [03:42.77] [03:43.58]She took on an assortment of legs arms heads and eyes [03:46.64]And sprouted two horns and began to breathe fire [03:48.90]So once again I grabbed my trusty Sword but to my astonishment [03:52.02]She burned it to a crisp turned and grasped the Scroll [03:54.65]And exited much faster than secreted gas I'm gasping [03:56.40]Clasp full of flames cast in my direction [03:57.96]I saw my whole life flash and the possibility of death [04:00.52]And a casket passed into the ground pound for pound astounding [04:03.28]How could I survive and last another round inside this madness [04:06.53] [04:41.43]'Whole house freeze'