I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home

[ti:I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home (In the Style of David Frizzell) (Performance Track with Demonstration Vocals)] [ar:Done Again] [al:I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home (In the Style of David Frizzell) (Performance Track with Demonstration Vocals)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.40]I came crawling home last night [00:03.37]Like many nights before: [00:05.38] [00:06.26]I finally made it to my feet [00:08.55]As she opened up the door [00:11.28]And she said [00:12.06]"You're not gonna do this anymore " [00:15.22] [00:16.76]She said: [00:17.62]"I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home [00:23.25]"So you'll feel more at ease here [00:26.57]And you won't have to roam [00:29.23]"We'll take out the dining room table [00:31.80]And put a bar along that wall [00:34.70]"And a neon sign to point the way [00:38.07]To our bathroom down the hall " [00:40.50] [00:41.88]She said: "Just bring your Friday paycheck [00:45.26]And I'll cash them all right here [00:48.29]"And I'll keep on tap - for all your friends [00:51.50]Their favorite kinds of beer [00:54.21]"And for you I'll always keep in stock [00:57.16]Those soft aluminum cans [01:00.22]"And when you're feeling macho [01:03.13]You can crush them like a man " [01:05.79] [01:06.85]She said: "We'll rip out all the carpet [01:09.89]And put sawdust on the floor [01:13.22]"Serve hard boiled eggs and pretzels [01:16.34]And I won't cook no more [01:19.06]"There'll be Monday night football [01:22.18]On T V above the bar [01:24.93]"And a pay phone in the hallway [01:27.82]When your friends can't find their car " [01:30.54] [01:31.93]She said: [01:32.60]"I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home [01:38.38]"So you'll feel more at ease here [01:41.66]And you won't have to roam [01:44.20]"We'll take out the dining room table [01:46.84]And put a bar along that wall [01:49.83]"And a neon sign to point the way [01:53.46]To our bathroom down the hall " [01:55.67] [01:57.26]She said: "You'll get friendly service [02:00.43]And for added atmosphere [02:03.26]"I'll slip on something sexy [02:05.80]And I'll cut it clear to here [02:09.49]"Then you can slap my bottom [02:12.26]Every time you tell a joke [02:14.94]"Just as long as you keep tipping [02:18.25]Well I'll laugh until you're broke " [02:21.16] [02:21.88]She said: "Instead of family quarrels [02:25.24]We'll have a bar-room brawl [02:28.54]"When the Ham's bear say's its closing time [02:31.78]You won't have far to crawl [02:34.42]"And when you run out of money [02:37.37]You'll have me to thank [02:40.22]"You can sleep it off next morning [02:43.14]When I'm putting it in the bank " [02:46.44] [02:47.07]She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino [02:50.64]To decorate our home [02:53.53]"So you can feel more at ease here [02:56.74]And you won't have to roam [02:59.20]"When you and your friends get off from work [03:02.47]And have a powerful thirst [03:05.33]"There won't be any reason [03:07.98]Why you can't stop off here first " [03:10.89] [03:12.12]She said: [03:12.76]"I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home [03:18.57]"So you'll feel more at ease here [03:21.85]And you won't have to roam [03:24.00]"We'll take out the dining room table [03:27.34]And put a bar along that wall [03:30.38]"And a neon sign to point the way [03:33.51]To our bathroom down the hall " [03:35.76] [03:37.16]She said: "I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home [03:42.99] [03:43.68]"So you'll feel more at ease here and you won't have to roam [03:49.31]I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home (In the Style of David Frizzell) - Done Again [03:52.69](Performance Track with Demonstration Vocals) - Done Again