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I think I've seen her face before While at the video store I got this sense of dejavu When she blew me a kiss from across the room She's a wannabe model & a dancer & a singer & an actress But she always gets invited to celebrity events With Charlie Sheen or Slash or somebody with cash You know........I'm thinking she's a porn star Bumpin' and grindin' on the TV screen With the biggest smile that I've ever seen You know......she's a natural porn star She got the Benz and the house in the hills A closet full of lingerie a few chains and whips I thought it might bother me, her chosen occupation But she makes ten times my current profession Pop the champagne, light a candle, hit the sheets I can't help feeling like I'm auditioning Is there a video camera hidden in her clock? Did someone say we need the money shot? Bumpin' and grindin' on the TV screen With the biggest smile that I've ever seen You know......she's a natural porn star She wants to be up there with Jenna and Jeannie and be the queen of the scene Go on Howard Stern and sell pictures and panties And then retire at thirty with a pocket full of green With her natural born charm, she's a natural porn star Bumpin' and grindin' on the TV screen With the biggest smile that I've ever seen You know......she's a natural porn star Don't be shy, just let down your guard You do this all the time so it shouldn't be so hard Cause....you're a natural Lights, camera, action, get on back to your mark Let's do it one more time with total disregard Cause.....you're a natural porn star