Mr Mistoffelees-The West End Concert Orchestra

[ti:Mr Mistoffelees] [ar:Paul Jones/Carl Wayne] [al:Songs From Starlight Express And Cats] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Mr Mistoffelees - The West End Concert Orchestra [00:00.61]You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees [00:02.60] [00:03.42]The original conjuring cat [00:05.41] [00:06.42]The greatest magicians have something to learn [00:09.40]From Mr. Mistoffelees conjuring turn [00:12.68]Presto [00:13.56]And you'll all say [00:15.40]Oh well I never was there ever [00:19.08] [00:19.59]A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees [00:24.82] [00:27.13]Oh well I never was there ever [00:30.48] [00:31.04]A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees [00:36.86] [00:38.19]He is quiet and small [00:39.54]He is black [00:41.06]From the ears to the tip of his tail [00:43.75]He can creep through the tiniest crack [00:45.75] [00:46.39]He can walk on the narrowest rail [00:49.40]He can pick any card from a pack [00:52.05]He is equally cunning with dice [00:54.21] [00:54.97]He is always deceiving you into believing [00:57.82]That he's only hunting for mice [00:59.87] [01:00.75]He can play any trick with a cork [01:03.38]Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste [01:06.23]If you look for a knife or a fork [01:08.85]And you think it was merely misplaced [01:11.03] [01:11.83]You have seen it one moment and then it is gone [01:14.74]But you find it next week lying out on the lawn [01:17.82] [01:18.63]And we all say [01:20.66]Oh well I never was there ever [01:24.29] [01:24.84]A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees [01:30.65] [01:32.11]Oh well I never was there ever [01:35.70] [01:36.22]A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees [01:41.81] [01:43.34]His manner is vague and aloof [01:45.96]You would think there was nobody shyer [01:48.34] [01:48.86]But his voice has been heard on the roof [01:51.40]When he was curled up by the fire [01:54.08]And he's sometimes been heard by the fire [01:56.77]When he was about on the roof [01:59.73]At least we all heard that somebody purred [02:02.82]Which is un-contestable proof [02:04.76] [02:05.27]Of his singular magical powers [02:07.32] [02:07.87]And I've known the family to call [02:10.73]Him in from the garden for hours [02:13.22]When he was asleep in the hall [02:15.51] [02:16.09]And not long ago this phenomenal cat [02:18.77]Produced seven kittens right out of a hat [02:21.98] [02:22.88]And we all say [02:24.90]Oh well I never was there ever [02:28.32] [02:28.84]A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees [02:34.59] [02:36.06]Oh well I never was there ever [02:40.18]A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees [02:45.62] [02:47.18]Oh well I never was there ever [02:51.20]A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees [02:56.76] [02:58.30]Oh well I never was there ever [03:02.12]A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees [03:07.48] [03:09.13]Ladies and gentlemen [03:11.12]I give you the marvelous [03:14.06]Magical Mr. Mistoffelees [03:17.37] [03:18.97]Presto