Heaven’s Almost As Big As Texas-Johnny Paycheck

[ti:Heaven's Almost As Big As Texas] [ar:Johnny Paycheck] [al:The Very Best Of Paycheck] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Heaven’s Almost As Big As Texas - Johnny Paycheck [00:09.83]Well he walked into the bar room ragged pants and an overcoat [00:15.21]When at first I saw him I thought he was a joke [00:20.00]When he started preaching I almost dropped my beer thought John The Baptist had walked in here [00:29.49]In his hand he held a bible and he had scary look [00:34.64]He could quote the scriptures without opening the book He wasn't to good looking he wouldn't drive the ladies wild [00:43.94]But I'll have to say he damn sure had his style [00:48.43]He said heaven's almost big as Texas Angels sing like Charley Pride [00:57.22] [00:58.72]And I'll bet you'll say Jesus looks a lot like Waylon hoss [01:03.60]And when he plays there ain't no place to hide [01:07.00] [01:17.53]Well he preached about ten minutes then he gave the alter call [01:22.70]Eighty old drunks and four barmaids have their backs to the wall [01:27.44]I held on to my barstool so hard my hands turned white [01:32.53]He looked like he knew where I was that night [01:36.89]He said heaven's almost big as Texas Angels sing like Charley Pride [01:46.50]And I'll bet you'll say Jesus looks a lot like Waylon hoss [01:51.89]And when he plays there ain't no place to hide [01:56.80]He went out the back door and vanished into the night [02:01.64]It took a quart of Jim Bean to get me over the fright [02:06.22]I don't know where he was going and I didn't catch his name [02:11.00]But if I go to hell he won't be to blame [02:15.27]He said heaven's almost big as Texas Angels sing like Charley Pride [02:25.36]And I'll bet you'll say Jesus looks a lot like Waylon hoss [02:30.21]And when he plays there ain't no place to hide [02:34.52]Yeah and when he plays there ain't no place to hide