The Worst Pies in London-Jimmy Serino Company

[ti:The Worst Pies In London] [ar:The New Musical Cast] [al:Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street - The Musical] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.03]A customer [00:02.21]Wait what's your rush [00:03.09]What's your hurry [00:03.73]You gave me such a fright [00:05.17]I thought you was a ghost [00:06.48]Half a minute can't you sit [00:07.77]Sit you down sit [00:08.66]All I meant is that [00:09.92]I haven't seen a customer for weeks [00:11.40]Did you come here for a pie sir [00:14.17]Do forgive me if me head's a little vague [00:16.85]What is that [00:17.54]But you'd think we had the plague [00:19.31]From the way that people keep avoiding [00:21.40]No you don't [00:22.14]Heaven knows I try sir [00:24.38] [00:24.93]But there's no one comes in even to inhale [00:26.99] [00:27.50]Right you are sir [00:28.28]Would you like a drop of ale [00:30.13]Mind you I can hardly blame them [00:33.13] [00:33.75]These are probably the worst pies in London [00:37.68] [00:38.30]I know why nobody cares to take them [00:40.65]I should know I make them but good No [00:44.04]The worst pies in London [00:46.68] [00:47.27]Even that's polite the worst pies in London [00:51.06]If you doubt it take a bite [00:54.27]Is that just disgusting [00:56.67]You have to concede it [00:58.85]It's nothing but crusting [01:01.08]Here drink this you'll need it [01:03.54]The worst pies in London [01:06.76]And no wonder with the price of meat [01:08.75]What it is when you get it [01:10.43]Never thought I'd live to see the day [01:12.40]Men'd think it was a treat [01:13.87]Finding poor animals [01:15.40]What are dying in the street [01:17.08]Mrs Mooney has a pie shop [01:19.47]Does a business [01:20.19]But I notice something weird [01:21.25] [01:21.94]Lately all her neighbors cats have disappeared [01:24.39]Have to hand it to her [01:25.81]What I calls enterprise [01:27.60]Popping pussies into pies [01:29.22]Wouldn't do in my shop [01:31.69]Just the thought of [01:32.69]It's enough to make you sick [01:34.65]And I'm telling you them pussycats is quick [01:36.88] [01:37.46]No denying times is hard sir [01:41.04]Even harder than the worst pies in London [01:44.60] [01:45.19]Only lard and nothing more [01:46.75]Is that just revolting [01:47.94] [01:48.84]All greasy and gritty [01:50.95]It looks like it's molting and tastes like [01:55.34]Well pity [01:57.13]A woman alone with limited wind [02:03.49] [02:04.28]And the worst pies in London [02:09.23] [02:10.46]Sir times is hard times is hard