I'm My Own Grandpa-Sunshine Superstars

[ti:I'm My Own Grandpa (In the Style of Lonzo and Oscar) (Demo Vocal Version)] [ar:ProSource Karaoke] [al:I'm My Own Grandpa (In the Style of Lonzo and Oscar) (Karaoke Version) - Single] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I'm My Own Grandpa - Sunshine Superstars [00:09.93]Many many years ago [00:11.93]When I was twenty-three [00:13.96]I was married to a widow [00:15.84]Who was pretty as can be [00:17.60] [00:18.12]Now this widow had a grown up daughter [00:20.57]Who had hair of red [00:22.17]My father fell in love with her [00:24.33]And soon the two were wed [00:25.61] [00:26.38]This made my dad my son-in-law [00:28.44]And really changed my very life [00:29.78] [00:30.44]For my daughter was my mother [00:32.11]'Cause she was my father's wife [00:33.91] [00:34.60]And to complicate the matter [00:36.40]Even though it brought me joy [00:38.69]I soon became the father [00:40.32]Of a bouncing baby boy [00:42.08] [00:42.82]My little baby then became [00:44.99]My brother-in-law to Dad [00:46.36] [00:46.91]And so became my uncle [00:48.89]Though it made me very sad [00:50.33] [00:50.99]For if he were my uncle [00:52.93]Then that also made him brother [00:54.50] [00:55.11]Of the widow's grown-up daughter [00:56.70]Who of course was my step-mother [00:58.70] [00:59.56]I am my own grandpa [01:01.96] [01:03.67]I'm my own grandpa [01:05.90] [01:07.26]It sounds funny I know [01:09.29]But it really is so [01:10.74] [01:11.97]Oh I'm my own grandpa [01:14.45] [01:23.99]My father's wife then had a son [01:26.09]Who kept them on the run [01:27.96]And he became my grandchild [01:30.21]For he was my daughter's son [01:32.29]My wife is now my mother's mother [01:34.65]And it makes me blue [01:35.80] [01:36.52]Because although she is my wife [01:38.49]She's my grandmother too [01:39.77] [01:40.49]Now if my wife is my grandmother [01:42.78]Then I'm her grandchild [01:44.05] [01:44.73]And every time I think of it [01:46.85]It nearly drives me wild [01:48.61]'Cause now I have become [01:50.10]The strangest case you ever saw [01:52.26] [01:52.88]As husband of my grandmother [01:55.06]I'm my own grandpa [01:56.36] [01:57.20]Oh I'm my own grandpa [01:59.71] [02:01.38]I'm my own grandpa [02:03.76] [02:04.96]It sounds funny I know [02:06.39] [02:07.01]But it really is so [02:08.49] [02:09.71]I'm my own grandpa