Criminal-Grandmastaz

[ti:Criminal] [ar:Original Cartel] [al:Massive Hip Hop R&B Anthems] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Criminal - Grandmastaz [00:03.38]A lot of people ask me stupid f**kin' questions [00:08.57]A lot of people think that what I say on record [00:13.37]Or what I talk about on a record that I actually do in real life [00:18.06]Or that I believe in it [00:19.73] [00:20.50]Or if I say that I want to kill somebody that [00:23.66]I'm actually gonna do it [00:25.39]Or that I believe in it [00:27.28]Well sh*t if you believe that [00:30.37] [00:32.33]Then I'll kill you [00:35.82]You know why [00:38.25]Cause I'm a criminal [00:43.30]Criminal [00:46.39]You god damn right [00:48.11]I'm a criminal [00:52.13]Yeah I'm a criminal [00:57.70]My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge [00:59.06] [00:59.62]That will stab you in the head [01:01.06]Whether you're a fag or les' [01:02.14]Or the homo-sex hermaph' or a trans'a'vest' [01:04.23]Pants or dress hate fags The answer's "yes" [01:06.62]Homophobic Nah you're just hetero phobic [01:09.23]Starin' at my jeans watchin' my genitals bulgin' (ooh ) [01:11.85]That's my motherf**kin' balls you'd better let go of 'em [01:14.20]They belong in my scrotum [01:14.78]You'll never get hold of 'em [01:16.42]Hey it's me Versace [01:16.95]Whoops somebody shot me [01:18.25]And I was just checkin' the mail [01:20.15]Get it checkin' the 'male' [01:21.00]How many records you expectin' to sell [01:22.74]After your second L P sends you directly to jail [01:25.67]Come on relax guy I like gay men [01:27.34]Right ken give me an amen (amen ) [01:29.20] [01:30.76]Please lord this boy needs Jesus [01:32.02]Heal this child help us destroy these demons [01:35.12]Oh and please send me a brand new car [01:36.86]And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital [01:39.18]Preacher preacher fifth grade teacher [01:41.94]You can't reach me my mom can't neither [01:43.41]You can't teach me a goddamn thing 'cause [01:46.12]I watch t v and Comcast cable [01:48.59]And you ain't able to stop these thoughts [01:50.39] [01:50.94]You can't stop me from toppin' these charts [01:53.19]And you can't stop me from droppin' each March [01:55.25]With a brand new C-D for these f**kin' retards [01:57.57]Duh and to think it's just little ol' me [02:00.54]Mr "Don't give a f**k " still won't leave [02:03.68]I'm a criminal [02:04.20]Cause every time I write a rhyme [02:05.41]These people think it's a crime [02:06.39]To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal [02:07.87] [02:08.47]But I don't gotta say a word I just flip 'em the bird [02:10.70]And keep goin' I don't take sh*t from no one [02:12.59]I'm a criminal [02:13.35]Cause every time I write a rhyme [02:14.37]These people think it's a crime [02:15.38]To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal [02:17.41]But I don't gotta say a word I just flip 'em the bird [02:19.60]And keep goin' I don't take sh*t from no one [02:21.54]My mother did drugs tar liquor cigarettes and speed [02:23.30]The baby came out disfigured ligaments indeed [02:26.22]It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she [02:29.04]Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me [02:31.30]I'm a criminal [02:32.74]An animal caged who turned crazed [02:33.63]But how the f**k you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised [02:36.30]So as I got older and I got a lot taller [02:38.38]My dick shrunk smaller but my balls got larger [02:40.87]I drink more liquor to f**k you up quicker [02:43.33]Than you'd want to f**k me up for sayin' the word [02:45.21]My morals went when the president got oral [02:47.34]Sex in his oval office on top of his desk [02:49.66]Off of his own employee [02:50.58]Now don't ignore me you won't avoid me [02:52.50]You can't miss me I'm white blond-haired [02:53.81]And my nose is pointy [02:54.85]I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die [02:57.49]In plane crashes and laughs [02:58.60]As long as it ain't happened to him [03:00.17]Slim shady I'm as crazy as em- [03:01.40]Inem and Kim combined the maniac's in [03:03.37]Replacin' the doctor cause Dre couldn't make it today [03:06.47]He's a little under the weather so I'm takin' his place [03:08.79] [03:09.56](mm-mm-mm ) oh that's Dre with an A K to his face [03:12.00]Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place [03:14.23]I told you Dre you should've kept that thing put away [03:15.80]I guess that will teach you not to let me play with it eh [03:18.35]I'm a criminal [03:19.08] [03:21.62]Aight look (uh huh) just go up in that motherf**ker [03:23.75]Get the motherf**kin' money and get the f**k up outta there [03:26.52]Aight [03:28.17]I'll be right here waitin' on you [03:29.57]Aight [03:29.76]Yo 'em [03:30.70]What [03:31.89]Don't kill nobody this time [03:33.91]Aw'right god damn f**k [03:35.52] [03:38.67]How you doin' [03:39.48] [03:41.09]Hi how can I help you [03:42.76]Yeah I need to make a withdrawal [03:44.30] [03:44.82]Okay [03:46.49]Put the f**kin' money in the bag b**ch and I won't kill you [03:49.05]What oh my god don't kill me [03:50.00]I'm not gonna kill you b**ch quit lookin' around [03:52.05]Don't kill me please don't kill me [03:52.94]I said I'm not gonna f**kin' kill you [03:54.02]Hurry the f**k up boom thank you [03:57.27]Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it [03:59.07]So when I rob a bank run out and just dive in it [04:01.53]So I'll be disguised in it [04:02.59]And if anybody identifies the guy in it [04:04.80]I'll hide for five minutes [04:06.09]Come back shoot the eyewitness [04:07.21]Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business [04:09.65] [04:11.06]Die b**ches bastards brats pets [04:13.50]This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his a** yet [04:15.59]If I ever gave a f**k I'd shave my nuts [04:17.55]Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck [04:19.93]You motherf**kin' chickens ain't brave enough [04:21.00]To say the stuff I say so just tape it shut [04:23.21]Sh*t half the sh*t I say I just make it up [04:25.22] [04:27.14]To make you mad so kiss my white naked a** [04:29.69]And if it's not a rapper that I make it as [04:31.33]I'm a be a f**kin' rapist in a Jason mask [04:33.80]I'm a criminal [04:34.44]Cause every time I write a rhyme [04:35.86]These people think it's a crime [04:36.83]To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal [04:38.63]But I don't gotta say a word I just flip 'em the bird [04:41.21]And keep goin' I don't take sh*t from no one [04:43.10]I'm a criminal [04:43.62]Cause every time I write a rhyme [04:45.50]These people think it's a crime [04:46.21]To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal [04:47.92]But I don't gotta say a word I just flip 'em the bird [04:50.32]And keep goin' I don't take sh*t from no one [04:52.67]I'm a criminal [04:53.46]Cause every time I write a rhyme [04:54.69]These people think it's a crime [04:55.59]To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal [04:57.69]But I don't gotta say a word I just flip 'em the bird [05:00.04]And keep goin' I don't take sh*t from no one [05:01.56]I'm a criminal [05:02.49]Cause every time I write a rhyme [05:03.89]These people think it's a crime [05:05.04]To tell em what's on my mind I guess I'm a criminal [05:07.00]But I don't gotta say a word I just flip 'em the bird [05:09.36]And keep goin' I don't take sh*t from no one [05:11.15]I'm a criminal