Embassy Lament-West End Stars

[ti:Embassy Lament] [ar:The New Musical Cast] [al:Chess - The Musical] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Embassy Lament - West End Stars [00:03.53]Oh my dear how boring [00:04.73]He's defecting [00:06.21]Just like all the others [00:07.63]He's expecting [00:09.22]Us to be impressed with what he's done here [00:12.08]But he [00:12.66]Hasn't stopped to think about the paperwork [00:14.76]His gesture causes [00:15.57]We've an embassy to run here [00:17.33]If these people can't strike [00:18.42]Blows for freedom [00:19.15]With a valid visa [00:21.25]We don't need 'em [00:22.73]If we seem offhand then please remember [00:24.90] [00:25.45]This is nothing very special [00:27.47]He's the fourth we've had since last November [00:29.45]Who do these foreign chappies think they are [00:31.82]And when he's safely in the West [00:33.97]He'll be the hero to discuss [00:35.30]The media will lionise him [00:37.01]Fame and fortune plus [00:38.30]No-one will recall it's [00:39.94]Thanks to us [00:46.75]Have you an appointment [00:47.73]With the consul [00:49.31]If you don't we know what his response'll be [00:52.64]He will not see you with respect it [00:54.83]Buggers up his very taxing schedule [00:57.58]Pushing peace and understanding [00:58.36]Let us hope this won't affect it [01:00.62]Far too many jokers [01:01.53]Cross the border [01:02.30] [01:04.49]Not a single document [01:06.43]In order [01:07.39]Russia must be empty [01:08.74]Though we're all for [01:10.15]Basic human rights it makes you wonder [01:12.61]What they built the Berlin wall for [01:14.32]Who do these foreign chappies think they are [01:16.39]And when you've filled in all the forms [01:18.25]And been passed clear of all disease [01:19.64]Debriefed debugged dedrugged disarmed [01:21.09]And disinfected please [01:22.99]Don't forget the guys [01:24.32]Who cut your keys