The Lancashire Toreador-George Formby

[ti:The Lancashire Toreador] [ar:George Formby] [al:Ukulele] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Lancashire Toreador - George Formby [00:07.72]I've been to Spain but never again [00:11.31]I couldn't go there twice [00:14.23] [00:15.27]'Cos my name's John Willie [00:16.78]But they said it sounded silly [00:18.42]And they wouldn't call me that at any price [00:21.60] [00:22.27]They soon made me change my name [00:26.03]And a real proper Spaniard I became [00:29.58] [00:30.83]Don Pedro the big bull fighting hero [00:34.14]The Lancashire Toreador [00:37.10] [00:38.26]They cheer me and when the bull gets near me [00:41.81]To show how far a brave man can go [00:43.93]With the bull I danced the tango [00:45.93]Then when I hung on his tail [00:49.40]My pants he tried to gore [00:51.93] [00:53.60]I went dashing round the ring [00:55.32]With him giving chase [00:57.19]Three times he tossed me in the air [00:59.19]I looked a disgrace [01:00.47] [01:01.09]They shouted [01:01.55]Look at all that skin and bone round the place [01:04.69]It's the Lancashire Toreador [01:07.95] [01:09.37]Don Pedro the big bull fighting hero [01:12.41]The Lancashire Toreador [01:15.31] [01:16.43]I met a charming senor eta [01:20.15]She said to love you I can never [01:22.31]Then kissed me good bye for ever [01:24.31]That night as she retired [01:27.84]She locked her bedroom door [01:30.70] [01:31.86]She started to undress and timidly she looked round [01:35.58]Said thank god I am rid of him [01:37.74]For he's homeward bound [01:38.84] [01:39.53]But when she pulled the bed clothes down [01:41.60]Now guess what she found [01:43.00]Why the Lancashire Toreador [01:46.25] [01:47.97]Don Pedro the big bull fighting hero [01:51.05]The Lancashire Toreador [01:54.01] [01:55.12]I scare em no mercy ever spare 'em [01:58.89]In the dead of night I ramble [02:01.03]Spanish castle walls I scramble [02:03.06]I saw a shadow above a girl in her boudoir [02:09.63] [02:10.90]I climbed up her balcony it started to sway [02:14.30]She shouted murder there's a bandit [02:16.56]Spare my life pray [02:18.39]But when my castanets I rattled she said hooray [02:22.08]It's the Lancashire Toreador