Super Friends-Weerd Science

作曲 : Weerd Science Here come the super friends. Mutha f**kas Callin' all my superfriends and puttin' you on notice, Don't think I didn't see, don't think I didn't notice, Don't think I don't care, don't think I'll let you slide, Don't think I'm not comin' for you in good time. Why you askin' now if you can f**k my b**ch? You shoulda asked before she was suckin' your dick. And now you wanna know what you can do for me? Mutha f**ker, f**k off, die immediately. Super friends, are you stupid then? I'll ask you again, are you stupid man? Did you really think I wouldn't take offense Flip the f**k out and shoot you dead? It's the ones you trust that gonna let you down It's the ones you love that's gonna turn you out 'cause they the only ones who really, really know how And the super friends better look the f**k out All my Super friends where you at? Brian, Phil, Jay, Pat None of you really ever had my back To say the sh*t you that said and to act like that Y'all is lucky I'm a man of peace, 'cause y'all wouldn't see me behind the f**kin' trees Doin' time, gladly prove what I mean I got a shotgun for all my frienemies. Beware of your super friends They're not your super friends I'm scared of my super friends Kill all your super friends 9 out of 10 of your homies are just the opposite Disguised double agents, to me quite obvious That's why I hate yas, y'all ain't super friends You's a supa dupa stupid, must be how your daddy raised ya I'm stagin' 'em with the dark, 'cause they're cavin' in from the thought of ever makin' 'em understand that I hate 'em and at the cost Of soundin' jaded, but jaded is what I am And I'ma continue my hatred, of course I'm aimin' at them. Now who would be the first person to sh*t on your name? That's a super friend, 'causin' you some super pain. But I got the super plan, pull out your super hand, Make a superfist and swing the sh*t as hard as you can. Now all of the sudden they don't say sh*t again You f**kers make my tummy sick like aspirin. You probably have no idea the trouble you in Or that my mom and dad have a really big knife collection And that means I can choose a weapon to dispose of yous Have many different blades to poke holes in yous Oh, all of yous, payback's a b**ch I heard what you said, you faggot piece of sh*t. I hope you're listenin', the sh*t you're slippin' in, You might wanna prepare your flesh for some healthy rippin' in Beware of your super friends They're not your super friends I'm scared of my super friends (as you should be!) Kill all your super friends Josh: Ill, you're my Superfriend. Ill: Yeah, I'm glad you didn't get upset the time that I porked your girlfriend, my bad. Josh: Yeah, it's cool. Oh, yeah, did I tell you? I smoked your whole w**d stash, the money I promised fell through. Ill: Well that's okay, 'cause I just stopped by your mom's house, dug her p**sy out and left my nut on her couch. Josh: Ill, your sister's pregnant- Ill: What?! Josh: I didn't mean it, I'da told you before but I knew you'd get heated. Ill: I shot your father. I'm sorry, but he walked in at the wrong time while I was gettin' mine. Josh: Ill, that's fine. Ill: Yeah, but there's more, damn your grandma looks good on all fours. And the b**ch slapped my a** like she was Zsa Zsa Gabor, I bet back in the day she was quite the whore. Josh: Ill, that's f**ked up, man. What the f**k is wrong with you, dude? Beware of your super friends. At any given moment they might be lurking around any corner. They'll wait for you when you least expect it, just to stab you in the f**king back. and remember and remember Keep your friends close and keep your super friends closer.