Teddy Picker-The Rock Heroes/Best Guitar Songs/Indie Rock

[ti:Teddy Picker (In the Style of Arctic Monkeys (Karaoke Version Teaching Vocal))] [ar:Karaoke] [al:Karaoke - Hot Picks March 2008] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Teddy Picker - The Rock Heroes/Best Guitar Songs/Indie Rock [00:16.00]They've sped up to the point where they provoke [00:17.76] [00:19.09]The punchline before they have told the joke [00:21.40] [00:22.25]Plenty of desperation to be seen [00:24.14] [00:25.55]Staring at the television screen [00:27.69] [00:28.70]They've sped up to the point where they provoke you [00:31.33]To tell the f**king punchline before you have told the joke [00:33.73] [00:35.19]Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist [00:37.29]It wasn't in the top 100 list [00:41.17]And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder [00:44.62]Don't be surprised when you get bent over [00:47.57] [00:48.23]He told you but you were gagging for it [00:51.26] [00:54.60]Saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed [00:57.50]The kids all dream of making it whatever that means [00:59.96] [01:00.88]Another variation on a theme [01:02.24] [01:03.17]A tangle on the television and a magazine [01:05.72] [01:07.12]D'you reckon that they do it for a joke [01:09.28] [01:10.30]D'you reckon that they make them take an oath [01:12.76]That says that "we are defenders [01:15.70] [01:16.77]Of any poser or professional pretender around" [01:23.39] [01:25.20]When did your list replace the twist and turn like a fist [01:30.42]Replaced the kiss [01:31.86]Don't concern us with your bollocks [01:34.41]I don't want your prayers [01:37.61]Save it for the morning after [01:39.38] [02:04.63]And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder [02:07.48] [02:08.09]Don't be surprised when you get bent over [02:10.81] [02:11.44]He told you but you were gagging for it [02:14.53] [02:17.71]Let's have a game on the teddy picker [02:19.40]Not quick enough can I have it quicker [02:21.05]Already thick and you're getting thicker [02:22.13] [02:24.09]Let's have a game on the teddy picker [02:25.76]Not quick enough can I have it quicker [02:27.56]Already thick and you're getting thicker [02:28.61] [02:30.42]Presuming that all things are equal [02:33.08] [02:33.63]Who'd want to be man of the people [02:36.45] [02:38.75]When there's people like you