Desperate Dan-The Macc Lads

[ti:Desperate Dan] [ar:The Macc Lads] [al:The Lads From Macc] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Desperate Dan - The Macc Lads [00:15.07]The big fat chud wobbled home one night singing [00:19.06]Woah Maccy Maccy [00:20.59]After twenty eight pints [00:22.38]Had a bit of trouble getting the key in the door [00:26.11]His belly dragged him downwards and his face hit the floor [00:29.72]Spilt curry down his shirt soaked through to the vest [00:33.73]Pisses in his jeans as he tries to undress [00:37.64]Trousers round his ankles he bangs into the door [00:41.31]Decides to have a piss in the cutlery drawer [00:49.95]Then he starts to vomit on the telly by the wall [00:56.77]She must have been to Comet [01:01.36]Coz that cunt wasn't there before [01:08.44]He pukes and he pukes but there's no stopping [01:11.93]New picture on the stairs the old bag's been shopping [01:16.14]He spews and he spews then its time to relax [01:19.79]He props himself up on the edge of the bath [01:23.48]One last puke strains his whole body [01:27.26]Out of his arse plops a vindaloo jobby [01:31.00]Bile out the front end bum-sick out the back [01:34.71]Vomit in the toilet diarrhoea all over the bath [01:42.92]Then his buttock hits the hot tap and his chubby legs collapse [01:50.15]His jeans are round his ankles [01:54.73]The big fat bastard falls backwards into the bath [02:00.41]His arms and legs are waving they're flapping like f**k [02:05.66]But the sh*t's sealed him in and the fat cunt's stuck [02:09.45]He flounders in the tub but he's a perfect fit [02:13.14]Turds down his back his front's borted in sick [02:16.88]He grabs at the taps to pull himself clear [02:20.53]But he hasn't got a clue about the trouble at the rear [02:24.23]He crawls into bed covered in shite [02:27.90]And tries to cuddle up to his extremely fat and ugly wife [02:36.20]She hits him with a small brush [02:39.82]He's landed on the floor, she says [02:43.43]You smelly fat walrus you live at number 24