Auntie Maggie's Remedy-George Formby

Now theres all sorts of medicines that you can buy No matter what ailment you've got But I know a special one you ought to try You'll find its the best of the lot Its my Auntie Maggies home made remedy Its guaranteed never to fail Thats the stuff that will do the trick Its sold at every chemist for one and a kick Now if youve got lumbago Rheumatics or gout Or a pain in your Robert E. Lee Dont kick up a shindy You'll never get windy with Auntie Maggies remedy If you set your alarm clock for eight in the morning You're bound to wake up I'll agree But I'll bet you by heaven youll wake up at seven With my Auntie Maggies remedy In a young ladys bedroom I went by mistake My intentions were honest you see She shouted with laughter haha I know what youre after Its my Auntie Maggies remedy yes sir Oh my Auntie Maggies home made remedy Its guaranteed never to fail Thats the stuff that will do the trick Its sold at every chemist for one and a kick Now when the baby starts crying theres always a reason And if you inspect him you'll see The poor little chappy has covered his nappy With Auntie Maggies remedy Now I went to a doctor I wasnt too well And he made me lie on a settee He said theres trouble brewing you've been overdoing Your Auntie Maggies remedy Now I know a girl who was putting on weight In a spot where it just shouldnt be So I said to Nellie Now you rub your ankle with Auntie Maggies remedy