Peaches-Little Junior Parker

Be Prepared (Live) - Tom Lehrer Be prepared that's the boy scout's marching song Be prepared as through life you march along Be prepared to hold your liquor pretty well Don't write naughty words on walls if you can't spell Be prepared to hide that pack of cigarettes Don't make book if you can not cover bets Keep those reefers hidden where you're sure That they will not be found And be careful not to smoke them When the scoutmaster's around For he only will insist that it be shared Be prepared Be prepared that's the boy scouts' solemn creed Be prepared and be clean in word and deed Don't solicit for your sister that's not nice Unless you get a good percentage of her price Be prepared and be careful not to do Your good deeds when there's no one watching you If you're looking for adventure of a New and different kind And you come across a girl scout who is Similarly inclined Don't be nervous don't be flustered don't be scared Be prepared