The Cat Came Back-Cisco Houston

[ti:The Cat Came Back] [ar:Cisco Houston] [al:The Great American Bum] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.12]The Cat Came Back - Cisco Houston [00:01.11] [00:02.57]Well old Mr. Johnson [00:03.78]Had troubles all his own [00:04.77]He had an old yellow cat [00:06.16]That wouldn't leave home [00:07.39] [00:08.71]Tried everything he knew to do [00:09.83]To get the cat to stay away [00:11.19]Even took him up to Canada [00:12.13]And told him for to stay [00:13.41]But the cat came back the very next day [00:16.12]Thought he was a goner but the cat came back [00:18.07]'Cause he wouldn't stay away [00:20.76] [00:23.53]Well they give a boy a dollar [00:24.58]For to set the cat afloat [00:25.65]And he took him up the river [00:26.75]In a sack and a boat [00:27.70] [00:29.23]Well the fishin' it was fine [00:30.26]Till the news got around [00:31.49]That the boat was missing [00:32.55]And the boy was drowned [00:33.79]But the cat came back the very next day [00:36.29]Thought he was a goner but the cat came back [00:38.48]Cause he wouldn't stay away [00:40.72] [00:41.33]Well the farmer on the corner [00:42.40]Said he'd shoot him on sight [00:43.76]And he loaded up his gun [00:44.77]Full of rocks and dynamite [00:45.60] [00:47.07]The gun went off [00:47.70]Heard all over town [00:49.23]Little pieces of the man [00:50.45]Was all that they found [00:51.49]But the cat came back the very next day [00:54.04]Thought he was a goner but the cat came back [00:56.20]Cause he wouldn't stay away [00:58.32] [00:59.13]Now they gave him to a man [01:00.13]Going up in the balloon [01:01.44]And they told him for to leave him [01:02.64]With the man in the moon [01:03.65] [01:04.71]The balloon got busted [01:05.76]Back to earth it head [01:07.11]And seven miles away [01:07.90]They picked the man up dead [01:08.94]But the cat came back the very next day [01:11.72]Thought he was a goner but the cat came back [01:13.86]Cause he wouldn't stay away [01:16.15] [01:17.76]Well they finally found a way [01:18.93]This cat for to fix [01:20.11]They put him in an orange crate [01:21.23]On route 66 [01:22.28] [01:23.28]Come a ten ton truck [01:24.46]With a twenty ton load [01:25.49]Scattered pieces of the orange crate [01:26.99]All down the road [01:27.97]But the cat came back the very next day [01:30.20]Thought he was a goner but the cat came back [01:32.25]Cause he wouldn't stay away [01:34.87] [01:36.21]Well they took him to the shop [01:37.26]Where the meat was ground [01:38.25]And they dropped him in the hopper [01:39.35]When the butcher wasn't 'round [01:40.43] [01:41.61]Well the cat disappeared [01:42.77]With a blood curdling shriek [01:43.92]And the town's meat [01:44.91]Tasted furry for a week [01:45.99]But the cat came back the very next day [01:48.33]Thought he was a goner but the cat came back [01:50.39]Cause he wouldn't stay away [01:52.64] [01:54.14]Then they took him to Cape Canaveral [01:55.41]And they put him in a place [01:57.53]Shot him in U.S. Rocket [01:58.42]Going way out in space [01:59.68] [02:00.77]And they finally thought the cat [02:01.84]Was out a' human reach [02:03.03]Next day they got a call [02:04.27]From Miami beach and [02:05.19]But the cat came back the very next day [02:07.46]Thought he was a goner but the cat came back [02:09.64]Cause he wouldn't stay away