Surreal-Willie Wisely

[ti:Surreal] [ar:Willie Wisely] [al:True] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Surreal - Willie Wisely [00:11.00]Guilty from the womb you were torn [00:13.34] [00:15.69]They kept you ill equipped and uninformed [00:18.27] [00:19.78]Delusion of those who proffer scorn [00:22.86] [00:23.78]Upon the hunchbacks hunchbacks [00:27.44] [00:28.91]And Hindemith paints a brass parade [00:32.10] [00:33.44]As locksmith's tumblers turn cascade [00:37.10] [00:38.37]And the piano tuner stashes all the loot [00:40.66] [00:41.81]It's a suit of loot [00:43.03] [00:44.24]You're surreal [00:46.07] [00:46.77]You're surreal [00:48.29] [00:48.84]Far too cerebral enhanced appeal [00:53.60] [00:58.59]You were never much for ironic twists [01:01.01] [01:02.34]The way the nuns swat at your wrist [01:05.23] [01:07.13]While sophists pray you get their gist [01:09.62] [01:11.05]Is that bad for you is that bad for you [01:15.80]Well the purse snatch went according to plan [01:18.71] [01:20.81]The victim himself was a masked man [01:24.04] [01:25.21]And everybody laughs who was not them [01:28.28] [01:29.10]Quoting stats on Satchel Page [01:30.62] [01:31.21]Quoting stats on Satchel Page [01:34.10]You're surreal [01:35.22] [01:36.24]You're surreal [01:37.57] [01:38.17]Far too cerebral [01:40.44]For mass appeal [01:43.22] [01:48.08]Judging by the sudden loss of blood [01:51.17] [01:52.57]While sleeping on your rooftop house floods [01:55.80] [01:57.04]I built this house to float in pairs of two [01:59.96] [02:01.23]That's a hint for you that's a hint for you [02:05.10] [02:05.91]Whoa and losers play that old time riverboat theme [02:09.50] [02:10.82]As bix blows the ecumenical reveille [02:13.92] [02:15.20]And from city hall comes the wire that said simply boo [02:19.22] [02:20.05]Here comes the judge here comes the judge judge judge to judge [02:24.11]You're surreal [02:25.78] [02:26.72]You're surreal [02:28.07] [02:28.70]Far too cerebral [02:31.03]For mass appeal [02:33.43] [02:38.51]Well I think by now you know how leftists rage [02:41.25] [02:43.32]The sans culottes submit their great complaint [02:45.83] [02:47.79]And complacent you say the wrong is now right [02:50.86] [02:51.76]It's a freight train night it's a freight train night [02:56.33]Oh and all the wrong dudes take their bows [03:00.05] [03:01.66]Stolen from those who actually push the plows [03:04.73] [03:06.23]A father dreams his son will settle his scores [03:09.56] [03:10.26]Come on home from war come on home from war ya'll [03:14.27] [03:14.85]You're surreal [03:16.38] [03:17.46]You're surreal [03:18.57] [03:19.41]Far too cerebral [03:21.72]For mass appeal [03:23.65] [03:29.29]And deep inside you covet turbaned dream [03:32.40] [03:33.77]With windows soaped saying close for remodeling [03:36.85] [03:38.17]And all the well wishers wish well upon you [03:41.44] [03:42.29]Oh the derring do it's a derring do [03:47.57]What once was a shear face of rock [03:50.61] [03:51.86]Is now a dress shop's parking lot [03:54.84] [03:56.65]And everything that was vertical is so blase [03:59.80] [04:00.94]When do we animate we animate [04:05.14]You're surreal [04:06.74] [04:07.77]You're surreal [04:09.18] [04:09.77]Far too cerebral [04:12.04]For mass appeal [04:14.26] [04:23.98]Hurricane Betsy takes an orthodox hue [04:26.88] [04:28.53]As souza fires a picaloed solo flute [04:31.67] [04:33.18]And every one of those rascally Kaiser krauts [04:35.85] [04:37.00]Should run like hell should run like hell [04:41.62] [04:42.17]Oh and Wizard takes a headless form [04:44.58] [04:46.77]While dealing strip poker in the girl's dorm [04:49.93] [04:51.45]While head mistress peaks below the keyhole prone [04:54.88] [04:55.48]In shock and awe she amazed surmised [04:59.95]You're surreal [05:01.61] [05:02.52]You're surreal [05:03.90] [05:04.52]Far too cerebral [05:06.90]For mass appeal [05:09.58] [05:14.87]And Dali paints a ghastly night [05:16.68] [05:19.32]Ghostly by accounts of those men who write [05:21.79] [05:23.72]Imagine what we'd do if no one knew [05:26.44] [05:27.57]What's red is read what's red is read [05:32.66]So often I've been called the leather clad dad [05:36.13] [05:37.42]Ridiculed by those who ought to forget [05:40.16] [05:41.84]Well for once wearing my moustache as a hat [05:44.76] [05:45.88]It sounded good but felt much better [05:50.43]You're surreal [05:52.56] [05:53.15]You're surreal [05:54.25] [05:55.00]Far too cerebral [05:57.41]For mass appeal [06:00.08] [06:05.02]And Enoch light sequesters the light brigade [06:07.62] [06:09.43]So docents can now lower the pencil cage [06:12.25] [06:14.09]And all the folly of paris string band foam [06:17.08] [06:18.12]It's made of glue Peter it's made of glue [06:21.29] [06:22.94]So into the fray we gaily gadfly leap [06:27.02] [06:27.70]With a single pair of tweezers to clog the leak [06:30.55] [06:32.37]Coyly placing every eyebrow ever plucked [06:35.65] [06:36.36]On the BBQ on the BBQ hell [06:41.25]You're surreal [06:42.42] [06:43.54]You're surreal [06:44.96] [06:45.59]Far too cerebral [06:47.34] [06:47.89]For mass appeal [06:51.16] [06:55.25]I'd like to thank the forerunners fomenting yeoman's grief [06:58.06] [06:59.95]Admit he cannot help everyone in need [07:02.41] [07:04.56]The fat is his own ignoble steed [07:07.54] [07:08.49]That's a trick for you that's a trick for you [07:12.83] [07:13.52]As the penny post cards demands a raise in pay cash [07:17.05] [07:18.21]While Cleopatra straightens up her asp [07:21.18] [07:22.66]My girlfriend's toupee pipes up relax [07:26.07] [07:27.79]A pair of cockatoos pair of cockatoos [07:30.98] [07:31.56]You're surreal [07:33.30] [07:34.18]You're surreal [07:35.29] [07:36.09]Far too cerebral [07:37.96] [07:38.47]For mass appeal [07:42.37] [08:14.13]Igniting coarse comeuppance conch shells sing [08:17.08] [08:18.49]Of thee I do the velocoraptor screams [08:21.23] [08:23.06]And all the iceberg lettuce you could husk [08:25.71] [08:27.02]Is now a mask for you is now a mask for you [08:30.31] [08:31.73]Oh the rooster quits his day job weather vanes [08:35.03] [08:36.62]Adoring plums that sit upon the counterpane [08:40.22] [08:41.41]Into the sea is thrown compressed propane [08:46.06] [08:46.67]That's tea overboard boys tea overboard [08:49.25] [08:49.84]You're surreal [08:51.05] [08:52.29]You're surreal [08:53.49] [08:54.62]Far too cerebral [08:56.69]For mass appeal [08:59.80] [09:56.37]The bandstands play a sound heretofore unknown [09:59.36] [10:00.76]As Macbeth's favorite play swordfish trombone [10:03.66] [10:05.62]And everyone worth knowing becomes a clone [10:08.32] [10:09.61]Turn off your phones did you turn off your cell phones [10:12.60] [10:14.32]Well the manufacturers rep sings violent night [10:17.81] [10:19.32]Hello she chirps you look like the silent type [10:22.26] [10:24.07]And suddenly an eggshell cracks on your head [10:27.20] [10:28.23]You hear it moan fly on home [10:32.12] [10:32.86]You're surreal [10:34.25] [10:35.07]Far too surreal [10:36.73] [10:37.47]Far too cerebral [10:39.43]I like my girls real [10:42.16] [10:42.89]Ho Chi Mien says lady that's a wrap [10:45.28] [10:47.31]As every pro and con takes a victory lap [10:49.94] [10:51.94]Reminding us all for things we lack [10:54.64] [10:55.87]That's apocryphal wit for you your thoughts subdued [11:00.88]Oh the Beatles reunite for one last jam [11:03.88] [11:05.65]And it stinks but we love it cause it's them [11:08.55] [11:10.41]And his wife sends a postcard from Siam [11:13.11] [11:14.47]That's so untrue that's so untrue [11:17.98] [11:19.26]You're surreal [11:20.61] [11:21.81]You're surreal [11:23.17] [11:24.09]Far too cerebral [11:25.52] [11:26.28]For mass appeal [11:28.63] [11:29.29]Magnificent corpse hogs oxygen room [11:32.15] [11:33.98]And rises from the chair as Claire de Lune [11:38.79]The salad forks go outside of the spoon [11:41.58] [11:42.61]Where were you born where were you born [11:46.79] [11:48.23]Crunching rocks became a parlor game [11:51.22] [11:52.46]Of every well mandibled chap with two first names [11:56.27] [11:57.12]The philatelic exhibit forecasts rain [12:00.29] [12:01.06]Stamps stick together stamps stick together [12:05.81]That's surreal [12:06.91] [12:08.38]That's surreal [12:09.33] [12:10.40]Far too cerebral [12:12.02] [12:12.74]For mass appeal [12:15.96] [12:24.35]So I said chewing gum says he'll break the picket line [12:28.06] [12:29.62]While bruiser fills his fists with copper coins [12:32.46] [12:34.37]And baby coddle fish all you could eat [12:37.35] [12:38.18]Is cooked in bleach cooked in bleach [12:41.72] [12:44.00]Beehivers prone to misbehave [12:46.54] [12:48.63]Discover all there siblings lost in caves [12:51.48] [12:52.94]But telephone lines crawl up the walls [12:56.03] [12:57.13]It's Minnesota in fall that's right cuz [13:02.15]You're surreal [13:03.03] [13:04.40]You're surreal [13:05.24] [13:06.52]Far too cerebral [13:08.72]For mass appeal [13:11.82]Atop the canyon appears a golden cask [13:15.77] [13:16.54]As Cindy tells her editors we've been attacked [13:19.59] [13:21.08]And moaning widows rake the fury peak [13:24.30] [13:25.01]In hiccup speak hiccup speak [13:27.27] [13:29.39]And all the while a ragged rainbow tell [13:33.48] [13:35.13]Saran wrap filled with aloe gel [13:38.21] [13:39.99]Squirting which begat the horseman's saddle sore swell [13:44.12]It's the name of dog what's the name of that dog [13:47.66] [13:48.77]Cuz he's surreal Doug [13:51.59]You're too surreal Doug [13:53.89]Far too cerebral [13:55.92]For mass appeal [13:58.74]There's never been a philosopher named Doug [14:01.00] [14:03.33]Alright hold tight [14:04.06]Raisin puckers up to kiss the bride [14:06.32] [14:08.47]But a rancher has his birdie strung too tight [14:11.60] [14:12.95]And there's no here getting out alive [14:15.95] [14:17.48]That's what Jim says yeah [14:19.08] [14:20.62]Upside down the cushion looked so clean [14:22.70] [14:23.59]But right side up the chair became a guillotine [14:25.81] [14:26.81]Yeah and every head he's had the pleasure to know [14:30.31] [14:31.51]Just let it roll baby jellyroll [14:35.98] [14:36.53]You're surreal [14:38.30] [14:38.89]You're surreal [14:40.08] [14:41.36]You're surreal [14:42.60] [14:43.21]For mass appeal [14:46.56] [14:51.82]Get back on it get back on it [14:54.71] [15:26.08]A fortnight came smarty pants since was wed [15:28.71] [15:31.05]And nothings quite been the same ever since you left [15:33.69] [15:36.42]Since when did ebb and tide stop up the flow [15:39.03] [15:41.91]And cause the flu and cause the flu [15:44.86] [15:46.89]And as circumstance would have it there we part [15:49.22] [15:51.59]You drove away your europena buggy cart [15:54.98] [15:56.41]With your head bloviating performance art [15:59.03] [16:00.61]I'm done with you I'm done with you cuz [16:03.13]You're surreal [16:04.29] [16:05.39]You're surreal [16:06.52] [16:07.82]Far too cerebral [16:09.19] [16:10.01]For mass appeal [16:11.42] [16:13.27]The see through nighty you've bought and always loved [16:16.26] [16:17.53]Grew a butler's pantry and tonsil gloves [16:20.14] [16:21.84]For wearing once per year in my parade [16:24.57] [16:25.91]For no one else and no one was saved [16:28.25] [16:31.25]Prairie reclamation you purport [16:33.63] [16:35.70]Will bring all the queens ship safely to port [16:38.27] [16:40.39]And instinct never wore on you too well [16:43.15] [16:44.44]It all peels off it all peels off cuz [16:48.79]You're surreal [16:50.46] [16:51.66]You're surreal [16:52.80] [16:53.76]Far too cerebral [16:55.36] [16:55.89]For mass appeal [16:57.96] [16:58.97]Inside our hearts we always knew what's true [17:01.67] [17:03.81]Rarely thought did we let it guide what we'd do [17:06.53] [17:08.18]But life is noting you'd pretend to ever control [17:10.84] [17:12.25]Check my bank account check the bank account [17:15.53] [17:16.96]Well from the Poconos to Des Moines we tore the land [17:20.45] [17:22.24]And rock-n-roll was young ya'll be d**ned [17:25.09] [17:26.94]But we were four and yeah four were we [17:29.70] [17:30.31]Hey guys it's a symphony it's a symphony [17:35.86]You're surreal [17:37.27] [17:38.49]You're surreal [17:39.52] [17:40.49]Far too cerebral [17:42.22] [17:42.86]For mass appeal [17:45.87] [18:14.39]Jelly smeared across the pizza pie [18:16.42] [18:19.16]What 3 year old ordered this and why [18:21.68] [18:23.72]For to be passed on all through out the land [18:26.66] [18:27.97]Don't pinch my gland don't pinch my gland [18:31.33] [18:33.68]Lester frowns his hair till he escapes [18:36.29] [18:38.29]Then falls on his own shovel mending drapes [18:41.12] [18:43.04]While turkeys call it a spokesmen to you [18:46.31] [18:47.48]Forgotten tongue forgotten tongue forgotten tongue forgotten tongue forgotten tongue [18:56.39] [19:00.47]It's Kwanza dance [19:02.23] [19:41.52]Lothario comes before the panel's judge [19:44.25] [19:46.09]It's not to late to parry tart and lunge [19:48.86] [19:50.73]And just because it tickled when you cough [19:53.46] [19:54.82]You can fake your death hey fake your death [19:57.82] [19:59.05]And Jones writes for Harpers Bazarr Digest [20:02.97] [20:04.47]Dangling gorgeous lies off his chest [20:07.24] [20:09.33]A mobile memorially military consequence [20:13.18]Trumps murder now trumps murder now [20:18.35]That's surreal [20:19.27] [20:20.55]That's surreal [20:21.54] [20:22.53]Far too cerebral [20:24.34] [20:24.89]For mass appeal [20:27.88]The ruffian combs a five foot pompadour [20:30.74] [20:32.84]Conscribe the whole affair to stevedores [20:35.10] [20:37.43]Who rules the drainage pipes where you lived [20:40.29] [20:41.82]Give proper flow give proper flow [20:45.87] [20:46.47]And underground the lonesome jailbird sings [20:49.01] [20:50.87]In comes another thief dressed in chains [20:54.18] [20:55.36]And all the untrue I'm an innocent man [20:59.34] [21:00.67]Yes I am yes I am [21:04.58] [21:05.36]You're surreal [21:06.79] [21:07.67]Far too surreal [21:08.96] [21:09.96]I like my girls real [21:12.08]For mass appeal [21:15.71]I want to hear Greg where's Greg [21:18.39] [22:04.20]Wash your hands and hide a broken heart shade [22:07.32] [22:08.50]Ammonia guarantees a cocktails made [22:11.16] [22:12.80]When the fuzz broke in and busted up the door [22:15.64] [22:16.96]You're flat on the floor flat on the floor [22:21.39] [22:22.58]Cancer might become what gets you in the end [22:25.43] [22:26.87]Or the end may pass you by taken for a friend [22:29.88] [22:31.39]Well there's no guessing yet which diver has the bens [22:34.62] [22:35.78]Just make it up just make it up [22:40.68]You're surreal [22:42.02] [22:43.14]Far too surreal [22:44.40] [22:45.04]Far too cerebral [22:46.87] [22:47.40]For mass appeal [22:49.51] [22:50.53]The stranger Italian straightens up his suit [22:53.08] [22:54.82]We actually heard dirty words say poof [22:57.97] [22:59.76]Madame he was always a thunderous roar [23:02.17] [23:03.62]Now his throat is sore now his throat is sore [23:09.40]Chinese herbs say no cure won't count you [23:12.69] [23:13.58]From Saigon to Pyongyang they spoke the truth [23:16.33] [23:17.65]Monsoon loves a deep sea scroll [23:21.49] [23:22.40]They cheer for you they cheer for you cuz [23:27.48]You're surreal [23:28.65] [23:29.79]You're surreal [23:30.94] [23:31.81]Far too cerebral [23:33.58] [23:34.25]For mass appeal [23:36.08] [23:36.92]One more what happened to the trombone [23:41.25] [23:42.33]What happened to the trombone Albert [23:44.37] [23:45.59]He's got a cleft palette [23:47.36] [23:54.11]Willa Beatrice sure looks sad [23:55.97] [23:58.80]The paint job on her rocket ship turned out drab [24:01.75] [24:03.67]Mortified Chaucer goes ribald [24:06.28] [24:07.50]It's a free for all it's a free for all [24:11.23] [24:11.99]And Gunter Grass has a booth down at the mall [24:15.33] [24:17.38]An attic full of reds and alcohol [24:20.06] [24:21.83]And Ayn Rand with her collection of shrunken heads [24:24.99] [24:26.30]Motionless motionless motionless one more time [24:33.98]You're surreal [24:35.72] [24:36.38]You're surreal [24:37.82] [24:38.35]Far too cerebral [24:40.76]For mass appeal