Anatole Of Paris-Danny Kaye

[ti:Anatole of Paris] [ar:Danny Kaye] [al:Hans Christian Andersen: The Film Musicals Collection (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.84]Anatole Of Paris - Danny Kaye [00:01.84]Written By：Sylvia Fine [00:02.70] [00:03.35]It all began when I was born a month too soon [00:07.97] [00:09.76]My ma was frightened by a runaway saloon [00:15.86] [00:16.65]Pa was forced to be a hobo [00:18.40] [00:18.94]Because he played the oboe [00:20.30] [00:20.90]And the oboe it is clearly understood [00:24.00] [00:24.87]Is an ill wind that no one blows good [00:29.94] [00:31.30]I'll never forget the morning that Grandpa ate the awning [00:34.88]To impress a pretty lady who went for men that were shady [00:39.55] [00:40.28]Then my Uncle Josia lit the Chicago fire [00:43.97]Ran off to Hawaii with the O'Leary cow [00:46.80] [00:47.72]Which his loving wife resented and there upon invented [00:51.08]A rolling pin that strikes and then says pow [00:54.90] [00:55.85]And I'm the result of the twisted eugenics [00:58.04]Of this family of inbred schizophrenics [01:00.41]The end of a long long line of bats [01:02.60] [01:03.98]I design women's hats [01:10.93] [01:12.23]I'm Anatole of Paris [01:14.58]I shriek with chic [01:15.58] [01:16.10]My hat of the week [01:17.34]Cause 6 divorces 3 runaway horses [01:20.62]I'm Anatole of Paris [01:22.32]The hats I sell make husbands yell [01:25.45]Is that a hat or a two room flat [01:28.70]Let me get my paw on a little piece of straw [01:31.48]And viola [01:31.99] [01:32.77]A chapeau at 60 bucks a throw [01:36.14] [01:38.30]It's how I pull and chew on it [01:40.19]The little things I do on it [01:42.58] [01:43.26]Like placing yards of lacing or a bicycle built for two on it [01:46.78] [01:48.37]The little ones the big ones [01:49.65]The sat on by a pig ones [01:51.38]The foolish ones that perch [01:53.01]And the ghoulish ones that lurch [01:54.62]The one called whisky sour [01:56.20]Designed for the cocktail hour [01:57.80]A little snip a potato chip [02:00.24] [02:01.19]And a trifle off the eiffle tower [02:03.05] [02:03.66]I'm Anatole of Paris I must design [02:07.03]I'm just like wine [02:08.68]I go to your head [02:11.26] [02:11.97]Give me thread and the needle [02:15.05]I itch I twitch to stitch [02:16.41]I'm a glutton for cutting [02:17.71]For putting with a button [02:19.07]To snip and pluck nip and tuck [02:20.65]Fix and trim plan the brim [02:22.26]Tote that barge lift that bail [02:26.65] [02:27.83]And why do I sew each new chapeau [02:30.84]With a style they most look positively grim in [02:33.56] [02:34.63]Strictly between us entre-nous [02:38.31]I hate women