Corner Store On Christmas-Bowling for Soup

[ti:Corner Store On Christmas] [ar:Bowling for Soup] [al:Merry Flippin Christmas Vol 1 and 2] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.55]Corner Store On Christmas - Bowling for Soup [00:02.06] [00:02.94]I spent a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas [00:06.38] [00:08.53]I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day [00:11.45]And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say [00:14.13]If it's convenience you want then you're gonna' have to pay [00:18.03] [00:20.05]Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets [00:22.51]And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas [00:26.04] [00:27.90]I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day [00:30.63]And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say [00:33.29]If it's convenience you want then you're gonna' have to pay [00:36.43]Three dollars on some balm for my lips [00:42.11]Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets [00:44.41]And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas [00:48.47] [00:49.98]I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day [00:52.63]And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say [00:55.36]If it's convenience you want then you're gonna' have to pay [00:58.45]Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home [01:03.70]Three dollars on some balm for my lips [01:06.71]Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets [01:09.15]And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas [01:12.89] [01:14.82]I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day [01:17.43]And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say [01:20.49]If it's convenience you want then you're gonna' have to pay [01:24.19] [01:26.24]Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb [01:28.76]Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home [01:31.46]Three dollars on some balm for my lips [01:34.04]Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets [01:36.68]And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas [01:40.54] [01:42.40]I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day [01:45.05]And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say [01:47.84]If it's convenience you want then you're gonna' have to pay [01:50.68] [01:53.46]Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake [01:56.07]Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb [01:59.07]Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home [02:01.74]Three dollars on some balm for my lips [02:04.74]Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets [02:07.08]And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas [02:10.59] [02:11.84]I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day [02:15.39]And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say [02:18.19]If it's convenience you want then you're gonna' have to pay [02:21.21]Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates [02:26.36]Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake [02:29.26]Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb [02:31.96]Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home [02:34.86]Three dollars on some balm for my lips [02:37.72]Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets [02:40.14]And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas [02:43.61] [02:45.78]I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day [02:48.49]And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say [02:51.83]If it's convenience you want then you're gonna' have to pay [02:54.37] [02:57.34]Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick [02:59.55]Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates [03:02.36]Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake [03:05.13]Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb [03:07.97]Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home [03:11.00]Three dollars on some balm for my lips [03:13.68]Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets [03:15.98]And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas [03:20.01] [03:21.67]I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day [03:24.32]And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say [03:27.07]If it's convenience you want then you're gonna' have to pay [03:30.88] [03:33.18]Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas [03:35.27]Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick [03:38.00]Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates [03:40.74]Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake [03:43.58]Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb [03:46.50]Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home [03:49.34]Three dollars on some balm for my lips [03:52.15]Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets [03:54.61]And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas [03:58.51] [04:00.25]I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day [04:02.98]And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say [04:05.88]If it's convenience you want then you're gonna' have to pay [04:09.18] [04:11.46]Ten dollars on pretty flowers for Mom [04:14.01]Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas [04:16.73]Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick [04:19.43]Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates [04:22.17]Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake [04:24.91]Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb [04:27.81]Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home [04:30.73]Three dollars on some balm for my lips [04:33.49]Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets [04:36.00]And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas [04:39.47] [04:41.75]I hit the Corner Store on Christmas Day [04:44.46]And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say [04:47.17]If it's convenience you want then you're gonna' have to pay [04:51.37] [04:53.25]Eleven dollars on candy for the stockings [04:55.35]Ten dollars on pretty flowers for Mom [04:58.15]Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas [05:00.96]Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick [05:03.80]Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates [05:06.40]Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake [05:09.33]Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb [05:11.94]Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home [05:14.82]Three dollars on some balm for my lips [05:17.36]Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets [05:20.16]And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas [05:23.63](Music) [05:24.18] [05:36.78]I spent twelve dollars on a twelve pack of beer [05:42.11](Laughs) [05:42.46]"It was SUPER cheap " [05:44.61]Eleven dollars on candy for the stockings [05:47.79]Ten dollars on pretty flowers for Mom [05:50.42]Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas [05:53.10]Eight dollars on cookies for Saint Nick [05:55.66]Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates [05:58.63]Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas Cake [06:01.46]Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb [06:04.88]Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home [06:07.67]Three dollars on some balm for my lips [06:10.33]Two dollars on some Lottery Tickets [06:12.35]And a dollar on some gum at the Corner Store on Christmas [06:16.51] [06:20.13]"Oh man we forgot the BATTERIES "