Chain Store Daisy-Barbra Streisand

[ti:Chain Store Daisy] [ar:Harold Rome] [al:Pins and Needles * (Featuring Barbra Streisand)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Chain Store Daisy - Barbra Streisand (芭芭拉·史翠珊) [00:04.65]When I was young I studied hard and thirsted after knowledge [00:08.29]And often burned the midnight oil so I could get to college [00:11.81]They told me my fine education [00:15.24] [00:15.99]Would help improve my situation [00:20.42]So then I crammed and crammed til I was almost in a coma [00:23.92]And CC's and exams til I got me a diploma [00:27.23]Aha they said now comes admission [00:30.72] [00:31.30]Into a very high position [00:35.04] [00:36.09]Out I went and looked around [00:38.12]And Macy's was the place I found [00:40.40]I filled my blanks and application [00:42.81]And went for my examination [00:45.35]They took my weight and took my height [00:47.73]And tapped my chest and tested my sight [00:49.88]Examined my head took prints of my toes [00:52.59]Looked at my teeth and up my nose [00:55.93] [00:56.47]Examined my throat and measured my hips [00:58.60]And even took prints of my fingertips [01:00.77]Made me say ah and told me to grunt [01:04.21]Examined my back examined my front [01:07.91]Then they tested my IQ [01:10.97]And asked what I'd like to do [01:12.99] [01:13.84]And when that exam was through [01:17.90]What there was to know Macy's knew [01:22.47] [01:23.01]So I got the job [01:24.60] [01:25.60]Life is a bitter cup of tea [01:29.60] [01:30.18]Now I'm just Salesgirl 73 [01:34.54]I used to be on the daisy chain [01:38.82]Now I'm a chain store daisy [01:42.31] [01:43.42]Once they give me the honor seat [01:47.16] [01:47.81]Now I stand up with pains in my feet [01:52.08]I used to be on the daisy chain [01:56.35]Now shoppers drive me crazy [02:00.22]I sell smart but thrifty [02:03.01]Corsets at $3.50 [02:05.19]Better grades $4.69 [02:08.66]I sell bras and gerters for more than murderers [02:13.54]To holding their plump behind this counter [02:18.10]Once I wrote poems put people in tears [02:22.50]Now I write checks for lady brassieres [02:26.69]I used to be on the daisy chain [02:31.08]Now I'm a chain store daisy [02:35.93]Oh yes madame [02:37.89]Oh no madame [02:39.46] [02:40.21]I guess madame [02:41.90]That so madame [02:43.56] [02:44.57]Of course madame [02:45.86]That's the pretty best [02:47.73] [02:48.75]Exactly the kind is worn by Maywest [02:51.81] [02:52.67]Pretty you madame [02:54.76]We do madame [02:56.24] [02:56.79]That's ture madame [02:58.71]In do madame [03:00.32] [03:00.90]Oh that one is $19.74 [03:04.12] [03:05.00]It ought to be expensive it's the largest in the store [03:08.60]Once I had a yearning for all higher learning [03:13.28]And studied to I make the grade [03:16.24] [03:16.77]I pursue my knowledge and finish college [03:21.68]Well look at the kind of grade I made [03:25.95]I'm selling things to fit the figger [03:29.64] [03:30.52]Make the big things small and the small things bigger [03:34.07]I used to be on the daisy chain [03:38.59]Now I'm a chain store daisy