FAKE ID-RAY BOY

I tried getting past the bouncer, but I couldn't get through He said 'Hold it there mate, this isn't you' 'It's not a fake ID, it's just not mine' 'Well I'm taking this off you son - identity theft, that's a crime' So I'm standing on the street got no one else to meet I'm bored, and I'm alone so I start to walk home Regrettable decision and slightly blurred vision Turned down this alley and this young man grabbed me Said 'Hand over the money, this ain't funny what's this, are you taking the piss? Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this sh*t, come here b**ch' Said 'Hand over the money, this ain't funny what's this, are you taking the piss? Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this sh*t, come here b**ch' Start to reflect and think my heart does sink My eye's too swollen to blink, I need another drink Oh no I can't afford it because they just ran away with last week's pay Today it weren't a good day, barking from the dogs Now I'm thinking I just got robbed How unfair, I don't care, it's a rare situation This nation owes me a bit of compensation Said 'Hand over the money, this ain't funny what's this, are you taking the piss? Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this sh*t, come here b**ch' Said 'Hand over the money, this ain't funny what's this, are you taking the piss? Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this sh*t, come here b**ch' Living out of JD bags, smoking broken fags Badman slags, first time shags, tags on the wall Tryna act cool, remember when I got kicked out of the classroom at school Hated GCSEs, was sh*t at PE Us against them, just you and me Now they get pig fat injected to their six pack What's up with that? They look a right twat Said 'Hand over the money, this ain't funny what's this, are you taking the piss? Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this sh*t, come here b**ch' Said 'Hand over the money, this ain't funny what's this, are you taking the piss? Where's your iPhone 6? I ain't stealing this sh*t, come here b**ch'