The Hall of Fame of Things I Despise-Russian Futurists

[ti:The Hall of Fame of Things I Despise(From The Method of Modern Love LP)] [ar:Russian Futurists] [al:Let's Get Ready to Crumble / The Method of Modern Love] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Hall of Fame of Things I Despise (From The Method of Modern Love LP) - Russian Futurists [00:00.91]Hey you sad boys hey you sad girls [00:03.28]Here's the loneliest song in the whole world [00:06.23]Hey you sad girls hey you sad boys [00:08.83]You're staying alone despite your best ploys [00:11.81]'Cause true love's like the loch ness monster [00:15.10]And we all know that that thing's phony [00:17.82]It's hearsay and some blurry pictures [00:20.31]And questionable testimony [00:22.05]It hides in caves and darkened caverns [00:24.83] [00:25.45]And broken hearts in drunken taverns [00:28.85]Or young girls' smiles on cafe porches [00:30.80]You can't' find it with teams and torches [00:34.28]Your love was so short and life is so long [00:36.40] [00:37.23]You're trying to figure out what went wrong [00:39.68]'Cause girls avoid you like a leper [00:42.44]You've got a lonelier heart than Sargent pepper [00:45.29]And that state can be worse than the bottom [00:48.24]And make you go mad and feel like adorning [00:51.06]A noose around your neck and hanging from a tree [00:54.16]Like ornaments on Christmas morning [00:56.44]But forget about that it's back to routine [00:59.27]The drink get mad get sad drink scene [01:02.12]And lying with you here in your bed [01:04.49]Is like waking up to pistols at my forehead [01:07.87]Hey you sad women hey you sad men [01:10.33]When it seems like the bottle is your best friend [01:13.24]Hey you sad women hey you sad men [01:15.95]Channel that hurt down through a pen [01:18.95]Your room's covered with pictures on the wall [01:22.35]Of your new boys and their leering eyes [01:24.65]And your new place is more like a hall [01:27.29]Of fame for things that I despise [01:30.02]'Cause now we're apart and to you that's just fine [01:33.01]It's exactly the way you want things to be [01:35.71]But your new place is more of a shrine [01:38.49]To your free life without me [01:40.77] [01:41.33]Your apartment's like a hall of fame for things that I despise [01:46.77]And you'll never come back to me I know no matter what I try [01:52.36] [01:56.92]The years will come and years will go and you will eventually know [01:59.91]That waking up without love is like waking up with a pistol in your mouth