Boll Weevil-The Presidents of the United States of America

Get down Let me tell you about a friend of mine His name's Boll Weevil, check him out Spends all day on his big butt And he don't ever, ever get outside I come to visit, I bring some sunshine And I just spread it all over the fire He's stuck on his big couch, stuck in his big shell He looks at the TV and he's all right I come from the Drug Lord, the local drug store Bug is a fly, baby he's never uptight And I wonder: Boll Weevil, why don't you get out of your home? He said, I'm comfortable here, I don't wanna move, I don't wanna leave I said, Boll Weevil get right out of your home Good bye, I gotta stay, I'll move some other day bye bye, gotta go to sleep And let the tube shine, let the tube shine, Let the tube shine, let the tube shine Now I would tell you about Boll Weevil, but that bug is just too scary He's sittin there all alone, I try to coach him out, with chocolate pie But he would not move a muscle, and I tried To make him see that the sun is shining outside Make him see that the sun is shining outside Make him see that the sun is shining outside Make him see that the sun is shining outside Make him see that the sun is shining outside Check it out Boll Weevil get right out of your home Boll Weevil get right out of your home Boll Weevil get right out of your home Boll Weevil get right out of your home Now I would tell you about Boll Weevil, but that bug is just too scary He's sittin there all alone, I try to coach him out, with chocolate pie But he would not move a muscle, and I tried To make him see that the sun is shining outside Make him see that the sun is shining out Make him see that the sun is shining outside Make him see that the sun is shining outside Make him see that the sun is shining outside Make him see that the sun is shining outside Make him see that the sun is shining outside Make him see that the sun is shining outside Make him see that the sun is shining outside Make him see that the sun is shining outside Make him see that the sun is shining outside Make him see the sun, make him see the sun Make him see the god damn sun