John Willie's Performing Newt-The Oldham Tinkers

[ti:John Willie's Performing Newt] [ar:The Oldham Tinkers] [al:That Lancashire Band] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]John Willie's Performing Newt - The Oldham Tinkers [00:12.48]In a cowboy picture once I saw a horse get steaming drunk [00:18.35] [00:19.87]They say that in America there's a man who tamed a skunk [00:25.54] [00:26.72]You can go to the Bahamas Casablanca or Beirut [00:32.50] [00:33.66]But you'll find now there that can compare with John Willie's Performing newt [00:39.83]What a belter what a dancer [00:43.02] [00:43.77]He couldn't sing a word he's mute [00:46.32] [00:47.21]He could dance the slippers off a centipede [00:50.68]John Willie's performing newt [00:53.08] [00:56.26]A brilliant escapologist this rare amphibian being [01:02.13] [01:03.20]This dreadnought eft performed some feats that Kings have enjoyed seeing [01:09.34] [01:10.27]He can wriggle 'cross a red hot grate with glowing coals and logs on [01:16.16] [01:17.10]Never once has he singed his feet he always keeps his clogs on [01:23.48]What a belter what a dancer [01:26.57] [01:27.13]We couldn't sing a word he's mute [01:30.38]He could dance the slippers off a centipede [01:33.92]John Willie's performing newt [01:36.52] [01:39.54]In Cadiz they call him Pistazza and prefer him to the bull [01:45.21] [01:46.32]When he dances to Flamenco hear the deadly Spanish lull [01:53.24]He wriggles to the rhythm of the drum guitar and lute [01:58.66] [01:59.85]And the Senoritas shout bravo John Willie's Pistazza newt [02:05.96]What a belter what a dancer [02:09.85]We couldn't sing a word he's mute [02:12.66] [02:13.25]He could dance the slippers off a centipede [02:16.60]John Willie's performing newt [02:19.00] [02:21.91]He performed before John Wayne one day you should have seen him buzz [02:27.75] [02:29.16]When told he came from Oldham big John said [02:33.48]The hell he does [02:34.95] [02:36.06]He should have been born in Texas such a talented galloot [02:41.48] [02:42.64]This rootin' tootin' son of a gun John Willie's [02:46.92]Performing newt [02:48.22] [02:48.76]What a belter what a dancer [02:51.85] [02:52.62]He couldn't sing a word he's mute [02:55.33] [02:55.99]He could dance the slippers off a centipede [02:59.52]John Willie's performing newt [03:02.22]What a belter what a dancer [03:05.49] [03:06.00]We couldn't sing a word he's mute [03:09.48]He could dance the slippers off a centipede [03:12.84]John wWillie's performing newt