(The Legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs-Linda Hart/Marissa Jaret Winokur/Kerry Butler

[ti:(The Legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs] [ar:Linda Hart/Marissa Jaret Winokur/Kerry Butler] [al:Hairspray (Original Broadway Cast Recording)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00](The Legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs - Linda Hart/Marissa Jaret Winokur/Kerry Butler
以下歌词翻译由微信翻译提供 [00:04.25]Well I brought my own '45 s
我自己带了一把0.45口径的手枪 [00:05.76]So if you put 'em on
所以如果你穿上它们 [00:06.67]I'll show you my stuff
我会让你看看我的实力 [00:07.61]Haven't you already shown us enough
你还没让我们明白吗 [00:08.54] [00:10.46]Oh my god how times have changed
我的天哪时间怎么变了 [00:13.01] [00:13.67]This girl's either blind or completely deranged
这个女孩要么盲目要么精神失常 [00:16.05] [00:16.83]Ah but time seemed to halt
但时间似乎停滞不前 [00:18.69]When I was miss baltimore crabs
当我还是巴尔的摩小姐的时候 [00:22.66] [00:23.90]Childhood dreams for me were cracked
我儿时的梦想支离破碎 [00:27.00]When that damn shirley temple
当那该死的秀兰邓波儿 [00:28.76]Stole my freakin' act
抢了我的风头 [00:29.74] [00:30.47]But the crown's in the vault
但皇冠藏在保险库里 [00:32.16]From when I won miss baltimore crabs
从我赢得巴尔的摩小姐开始 [00:36.41] [00:37.21]Those poor runner ups
那些可怜的亚军 [00:38.97]Might still hold some grudges
可能还是心怀怨恨 [00:40.74]They padded their cups
他们往杯子里加点料 [00:42.24]But I screwed the judges
可我坑了评委 [00:43.98]Those broads thought they'd win
那些姑娘以为她们会大获全胜 [00:45.86]If a plate they would spin
如果一个盘子他们会转动 [00:47.46]In their dance not a chance
在他们的舞蹈里不可能 [00:50.79]'Cause I hit the stage batons ablaze
因为我登上舞台指挥棒熊熊燃烧 [00:53.50] [00:54.11]While belting high c's and preparing souffles
一边抽那种东西一边准备蛋奶酥 [00:56.93] [00:57.44]With that triple somersault
翻腾三周 [00:58.52] [00:59.18]Was how I clinched miss baltimore crabs
我就是这样搞定巴尔的摩小姐的 [01:02.74] [01:03.52]Proceed are you scared we're on live
继续你害怕吗我们在直播 [01:06.00]No I'm sure I can cope
我相信我可以应付 [01:07.39]Well this show isn't broadcast
这场演出不会播出 [01:08.90] [01:09.44]In cinemascope
在电影里 [01:10.07] [01:10.81]I never drank one chocolate malt
我从未喝过巧克力麦芽威士忌 [01:12.70]No no desserts for miss baltimore crabs
不给巴尔的摩小姐准备甜点 [01:16.78] [01:17.58]How many sweaters do you own
你有多少毛衣 [01:18.86] [01:19.37]Well I'm sure I've got plenty
我肯定我有很多 [01:20.83]Let me see I have three five
让我看看我有三把枪 [01:22.77] [01:23.28]No wait I have twenty
等等我有二十个 [01:24.47]I would say oy gevalt'
我会说你的价值 [01:25.70] [01:26.32]If I wasn't miss baltimore crabs
如果我不是巴尔的摩小姐 [01:30.47] [01:31.41]A tycoon I wed so cuddly and funny
我嫁给了一个大亨可爱又有趣 [01:34.21] [01:34.81]The old fart dropped dead [01:36.39]But left tons of money
却留下了一大笔钱 [01:38.03]So I bought this station
所以我买下了这个电视台 [01:39.72]So all of the nation could see
让全国人民都知道 [01:41.99] [01:42.88]Baby amber and me
宝贝安珀和我 [01:44.33] [01:44.96]Do you dance like you dress
你的舞姿是否和你的着装一样 [01:46.49]Amber there's no need to be cruel
Amber没必要残忍无情 [01:48.20]Would you swim in an integrated pool
你会不会在综合泳池里游泳 [01:50.11] [01:51.58]I sure would I'm all for integration
我确定我会不会全情投入 [01:53.59]It's the new frontier
这是新的疆土 [01:54.82]Not in baltimore it isn't
巴尔的摩没有 [01:55.83] [01:56.39]And may I be frank
我能否坦诚相待 [01:57.47] [01:58.01]First impressions can be tough
第一印象让人很难受 [01:59.78]And when I saw you I knew it
当我见到你我就知道 [02:01.60]If your size weren't enough
如果你的身材不够丰满 [02:03.04]Your last answer just blew it
你上一个答案搞砸了一切 [02:04.90]And so my dear so short and stout
所以亲爱的又矮又胖 [02:07.76] [02:08.32]You'll never be in so we're kicking you out
你永远不会加入我们所以我们要把你赶走 [02:11.42]You can't get past me kid
你逃不掉的孩子 [02:12.83] [02:13.36]But it isn't your fault
但这不是你的错 [02:14.60] [02:15.15]It's hard to get rid of miss baltimore crabs
巴尔的摩小姐真的好难摆脱 [02:25.12] [02:28.20]You may go thank you gee tracy
你可以走了谢谢你 [02:31.09] [02:31.66]That went well
进展顺利 [02:32.23] [02:36.17]Hello may I please audition
你好我能否试演一下 [02:37.81]No but you can bow and exalt
但你可以鞠躬欢呼 [02:39.84] [02:40.54]'Cause I am miss baltimore crabs
因为我是巴尔的摩小姐 [02:46.24]Crabs crabs crabs
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