网络处男-崔健

[ti:网络处男] [ar:崔健] [al:给你一点颜色] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]网络处男 - 崔健 [00:08.76]词：崔健 [00:17.52]曲：崔健 [00:26.28]我是一个网络处男 [00:29.24] [00:30.25]各种各样的网站我都去过 [00:33.02] [00:34.01]从98年到现在转眼过去了 [00:37.30] [00:37.96]我学会了一点儿打字就没别的了 [00:41.30] [00:42.43]我曾经叫过蚊子叫过困难户 [00:45.47] [00:46.37]也叫过苍孙也叫过假装酷 [00:49.29] [00:50.41]后来还有太多的名字我记不清楚了 [00:53.59]反正名字越是难听就越显得有个性 [00:57.38] [01:00.40]网络上的虫子是我现在的名字 [01:05.89] [01:08.27]网络上的虫子我现在的名字 [01:13.87] [01:22.44]前些天我遇到一个姑娘名字叫海伦 [01:25.70] [01:26.41]她起了个洋名却不会说洋文 [01:29.40] [01:30.38]我那三句半的英文这会可有了用场 [01:34.11]弄得她还以为我是一个知识分子呢 [01:37.36] [01:40.01]她说她刚刚跟她男朋友分了手 [01:42.42] [01:43.81]一个人在网吧正郁闷呢 [01:46.18] [01:47.33]她问我是否也有个女朋友 [01:49.63] [01:50.68]我说没有没有正合好陪你聊一聊 [01:53.76] [01:58.30]网络上的虫子 [02:00.24] [02:04.32]陪你聊一聊 [02:05.99] [02:10.50]一开始我就是像那个说 [02:12.09]相声中的那个捧眼的 [02:13.61] [02:14.47]没想到后来越聊就越有感情了 [02:17.24] [02:18.45]她突然说她是一个按摩小姐 [02:21.30] [02:22.42]各种各样的男人她都见过 [02:25.12] [02:26.45]哎呀妈呀她可真够大胆真够诚实的 [02:29.60] [02:30.40]跟她一比我真更像个虫子了 [02:33.47] [02:34.54]可还没等我回答她又开始继续说了 [02:37.61] [02:38.44]你们男人不光太坏而且还太癞了 [02:41.65] [02:44.38]就像是个虫子就像是个虫子 [02:50.27] [02:52.44]就像是个虫子虫子 [02:57.30] [03:06.49]我又不是她的客人 [03:08.15]也不是她的男朋友 [03:09.43] [03:10.18]她凭什么对我发这么大的脾气 [03:13.01] [03:14.47]她说她为了爱情说了个大实话 [03:17.25] [03:17.91]是你们男人承受不了生活的现实了 [03:21.37] [03:23.48]我说那当然了那当然了 [03:26.01] [03:26.75]如今越是刚强的汉子 [03:28.55]越是受不了这个 [03:30.04] [03:31.47]她说男人太没劲了爱情太没劲了 [03:34.82]她说网络也没劲了她说完就走了 [03:38.24] [03:44.14]她说完就走了 [03:45.97] [03:54.61]我的脸发热了我的手也发僵了 [03:57.79] [03:58.43]我怎么觉得我好像 [03:59.71]已经干过坏事儿了 [04:01.46] [04:02.26]连续三天三夜不见她的踪影儿 [04:05.74] [04:06.35]我突然觉得 [04:07.52]我上网没有目的了 [04:09.59] [04:12.56]网络上的虫子网络上的虫子 [04:18.07] [04:20.38]网络上的虫子网络上的虫子 [04:26.00] [04:26.63]我开始着急了开始出问题了 [04:29.47] [04:30.36]我怎么开始觉得说废话没有意思了 [04:33.68] [04:34.62]我又改名字了叫直来直去了 [04:37.21] [04:37.97]我又改名字了叫一针见血了 [04:41.84] [04:42.60]我到处留帖子到处发信息 [04:45.49] [04:46.21]海伦海伦你在哪儿我是 [04:48.50]网络上的虫子 [04:49.67] [04:50.56]我到处留帖子到处发信息 [04:53.25] [04:54.09]海伦海伦回来吧 [04:56.13]Rock me on the net [04:57.27] [05:00.10]Rock me [05:00.53] [05:04.19]Rock me on the net [05:05.25] [05:08.09]Rock me [05:08.65] [05:10.38]Rock me on the net [05:11.98] [05:14.61]Rock me [05:14.99] [05:19.98]Rock me [05:20.25] [05:24.24]Rock me [05:24.74] [05:30.18]Rock me [05:30.62] [05:36.25]Rock me [05:36.62]Rock me [05:36.95] [05:42.21]Rock me [05:42.58]Rock me [05:42.93] [05:43.76]Rock me on the net [05:45.35] [05:46.24]Rock me [05:46.51] [05:48.86]Rock me [05:49.18]Rock me [05:49.47] [05:51.01]Rock me [05:51.39] [05:52.73]Rock me [05:53.00] [05:54.28]Rock me [05:54.60]Rock me