Shag Carpet-WHY?

[ti:Shag Carpet] [ar:WHY?] [al:Sod In The Seed] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Shag Carpet - WHY? [00:14.46]Sick on the brink of a new lurk for kicks [00:18.21]A true new low for the old pone to fix [00:21.52]Mood hyped teen night over at the roller rink [00:24.95]Rehearsing slow lewd winks nude at the men room sink ya'll [00:28.99]Evil pink small lesser surly and lurid [00:32.13]Open girlies for leisure never not where the youth is [00:36.18]Son the putrid things I've done for purely my pleasure [00:39.36]Surely at 30 plus it must seem untoward [00:42.91]Thirty-three untoward [00:44.61]Mass nasty sex in the dorms [00:46.31]Don't ask me when I was born [00:48.16]Less known is best come morn' [00:49.97] [00:50.53]Yes you'd never guess but in this form I'm a mess [00:53.13] [00:53.80]And with this heavy chest I can't rest [00:56.52] [01:11.07]So why put the porn in a poem to confess and atone [01:14.67] [01:15.20]I address the past and ask why I'm alone [01:18.61]In a torn tone I preach peace and poor from the pulpit [01:22.42]But at home jack Kennedy sheaths and shag carpet [01:26.16]Purchased parkas from marshalls at ridiculous markups [01:29.69]Out at farmer's markets and high thread count garments [01:33.25]And on foursquare this morning like an old yoga yuppie [01:36.81]I checked in at krogers in a gold pullover toga like f**k it [01:40.67] [01:54.91]I use the first person cause it sounds more urgent [01:58.27]But the truth is I probably knew myself less than you did [02:02.13]I'm so lonesome that I'd let you take me out [02:05.19]If you looked like my ex girlfriend or zooey deschanel [02:08.24] [02:09.05]But heed this honey even if I beg for relations [02:12.55]You should try to only keep me as a distant acquaintance [02:16.16]Yeah but I'm too persistent for that to work [02:19.02]And what's worse is when you finally fall asleep [02:21.56]I'm gonna go through your purse